his pick-up line

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nash : i seem to have lost my number. can i have yours?
cam : i was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
jack g : you're just like my little toe, because im going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my room.
jack j : im no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
jacob : do you have a map? im getting lost in your eyes.
taylor : damn. if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
shawn : you're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
matt : are you a banana? because i find you a-peeling.
carter : are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
aaron : of all the beautiful curves on your body, i find your smile my favorite.
sammy : did you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
nate : hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

a/n : I bet y'all knew where i got jack and jacks' !!
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byee !

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