If the Marauders Texted 2

Apology

So James is making Remus and I apologize for that last chapter
-Sirius

This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't published them in a book
-Remus

I honestly don't see anything wrong
-Sirius

HOW CAN YOU NOT YOU SCARRED MY MIND
-James

I didn't do anything
-Remus

Omfg don't lie
-James

Omg was the f really necessary
-Remus

In this instance it was
-Sirius

SIRIUS NO
-Remus

Just say you're sorry an move on
-James

I'm sorry for singing an amazing song
-Sirius

I'm sorry for planting the image in your mind that Sirius and I are. . . You know. . .
-Remus

SAY IT
-James

NEVER
-Remus

While they fight over my sex life (yes I actually have one) I have a few announcements to make:
1. Is it no longer possible to reply to comments on your own book? Because if it is I have a few things to say;
java_nutella I like everything I've heard except Hello Kitty because CATS SCARE ME
TheCrystalBlue I love Marlene and Remus loves my cousin. Don't worry.
Ox_LittleMissNerd_xO you're adopted
2. I wish you could hear my singing because it is GREAT
But that's not possible yet
3. Should I stop this book and make a third one?
-Sirius

They aren't adopted. Other than that I confirm everything he says. Also I need to clarify his cousin is Tonks, not Bellatrix or Andromeda or anyone else
-Remus

Sirius doesn't have a sex life. That's all I have to add.
-James