chapter two

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by jimboobduncan

by jimboobduncan

as we drove on the highway we saw signs for numerous motels
"cum on bobby, let's pull over to one of those ;))))"
"only 4 U Jim boob"
they exchanged numerous erotic glances until there were *beyoncé's singing* "flashing lights, flashing lights"
"U can ride on my surfboard any day Jim Bob"
"okay, l8er, first pull over baby"
"ugh okay brb"
bobby d jumped out of his moving, luscious bug mobile falling straight on his back
"AHH DANG FLABBIT JACKSON"
Bob stood up faster than a hogwash confederate flag bein removed
suddenly a big sexy police officer came out of the beat up pick up truck with two lights duct taped on the top.
"wow that is the most beautifullest mullet I have ever darn seen in ma lyfe" Bob said licking his lips in agony he wanted that sexy police officer soooooooooooo bad gosh darnit Jim boob collapsed "HES SO HOT LETS INVITE HIM TO JOIN US BABY"
"no I cannot you sexy pieces of meat... I'm officer Billy Ray Cyrus and I donut have time for ur bullshite ur going to jail rn"