*texting*
Boy: "Dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
Dad: "Of course not, they are just a figment of your imagination."
Boy: "Our maid said that there were ghosts living in our house."
Dad: "SON..PACK YOUR THINGS WE'RE MOVING OUT."
Boy: "Why?"
Dad: "WE DON'T HAVE A MAID!"
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I am not sure if I got the whole thing right but um, credits to the people who texted this type of whatever.
YOU ARE READING
The Most Random Book Ever
HumorAnytime anywhere, you can read this. (If you get offended easily, DO NOT READ!!! But, of you are cool and chill go ahead, a book awaits you!!)