Chapter 1: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

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I woke up to the sound of shuffling blankets and a yawn.Rick was sitting up in bed and stretching.

"Merry Christmas, Rick!" I pushed myself up to a sitting position and gave him a kiss.

"Merry Christmas y/n! What'd you get me?"

"I'm not telling!" I booped his nose and swung my legs over the side of the bed and stood up, stretching and yawning. "Chell and I are making pancakes so up and at 'em." I opened the door and nearly got trampled as Freddy and Seymour came thundering down the hallway making as much noise as possible.

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE!"

"IT IS A FACT THAT CHRISTMAS WAS ACTUALLY INVENTED WHEN A DRUNK MAN GAVE A GUY NAMED CHRIS A PRESENT AND MISPRONOUNCED HIS NAME ON DECEMBER 25th 1736!"

I watched as the two ran down the hallway screaming the lyrics to "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" tunelessy. I laughed and walked across the hallway.

I burst through the door to Chell and Wheatley's room and threw on my best impression of Freddy (which was actually quite accurate) and yelled: "IT IS A FACT THAT CHELL AND WHEATLEY HAVE SLEPT IN FOR CHRISTMAS!" I walked up to their bed and pulled the duvet down to the foot of the bed. It shocked Chell enough to wake her up, but Wheatley stayed asleep. Chell laughed and used her hands to sign "Merry Christmas." To me.

We both noticed Wheatleys sound asleep state. I nodded my head towards him. "Should I?" Chell nodded. I leaned really close to Wheatleys face and winked at Chell before yelling "HAPPY CHRISTMAS, MORON!"

He shot straight up, his black hair sticking out in every which way. "I AM NOT A MORON!" He whipped his head around, dazed. "Oh! Sorry y/n!"

I looked back at Chell and we both laughed. "It's all right! Chell and I are making pancakes, early bird gets the worm, Wheatley!" Chell and I ran out of the room giggling.

He fell backwards to lay down again. "We have pancakes all the time..."

Chell and I poked our heads back into the room. "Yea, but you get to stay in your pajamas, plus we're shaping the pancakes like Christmas trees and putting M&M's on them to look like ornaments!"

"O.K. then!"

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