Your child swears

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Calum:
You and Calum were having a lazy day, it was raining outside and it was just yuck
You hear a loud bang from your 11 year old daughters room.
"Shit!" You hear.
You get up and go to her room, along with Calum laughing his ass off.
"Harper?" You say. "Don't you ever say that word again, understand me?"
"But daddy says it!"
"Well your daddy's gonna stop real soon." You smack Calum across his forehead.

Ashton:
"No, Kate!" You warn your 5 year old daughter. "Stop it"
"Mommy, shut the fuck up!"
"Katelyn Jenette!"
"Daddy taught me it!"
"Ashton?! Is that true!?"
"Maybe!" He laughs
"Dick!" You yell, covering your mouth. "Kate, don't say that either, okay?"
She nods.

Luke:
"Fucking hell Luke! Stop it!" You hiss at Luke, he won't quit knocking your phone out of your grip. "You arse!"
-ten minutes later-
"Fucking hell Mommy!" Your daughter, Sarah, yells
"Sarah Anne! Your mouth needs some soap!"
"Mommy, you said it!"
"No-" you catch yourself. "Whoops¿"

Michael:
You and Mike are sitting in the kitchen, well Michael is. You're cooking for him, and your 4 year old son,who also happens to be badass on video games. ( creds to Mike )
"Dickhead!" You hear Jasper yell.
"Woah, Mike what have you been teaching him?" You say invetween laughing.
"Watch your mouth!" Mike yells.
"I learned from the best!" He sasses.

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