So there's this guy named Jak, right? He's just chillin' and living his life when all of the le sudden he received a phone call coming from his telephone. And he did what any sane anthropomorphic hospital patient would do, and answered the telephone, to be honest. "Hey fam, it's Jak here, who's calling, lol?" he gently asked into the receiver. A familiar voice spoke back to him through the telephone, a voice so familiar that he would recognize who was speaking to him at a time very soon after that exact moment. "Hey bruh, Jayce here, AKA, your best friend," the voice said, "Just wanted to check up on y'alls, lol. Also by the way I'm getting married, LOL, and um, I wanted you to be my best man, maybe? To be honest." Jak could NOT believe what he was le hearing. The first thing he thought was, "Who's calling me?" but after a few minutes of silence he remembered that the caller said he was Jayce, who happened to be Jak's life-long BFF. ( Best Friend Forever. ) "Sure thing, fam!" Jak replied to Jayce through his telephone with a huge le smile on his face. Jak had always wanted to be the best man at somebody's wedding ever since he got arrested for impersonating his sister on the day she got married.
To be quite honest, Jak ended up buying a le airplane ticket to Michael Jacksonville, Florida, the exact location that Jayce happened to live at. When he had finally made it to Florida, he had went over to Jayce's apartment and was all like, "Hey man, it's me again. Just wanted to let you know that I'll be the best man at your wedding."
"I know," Jayce replied to his main man, Jak, "You told me over the phone earlier today."
"But that's besides the point, fam!" Jak yelled at the top of his lungs, leaving him out of breath and very, very, thirsty for a le Doritos® flavored Mountain Dew™ branded soft drink. "The only thing I need to know is, what kind of wedding do you want?"
"Oh!" Jayce was shocked and, to be honest, honestly a little surprised. "Nothing too big, ya know? Just like, a wedding that's kind of small and not really that large. Only close family attending, no huge ceremony, ya le know, bruh?"
"Wow, um, I know exactly what you mean, fam." Jak answered to literally everything Jayce had just said to him. "In fact, I happen to know a certain set of people who may be able to make your wedding dreams come true!" "Great," Jayce was very impressed by what Jak had said, because in reality, he didn't know how he was going to get this wedding made, "speaking of the le wedding, I'd like you to meet my fiancé. Oh, Loretta, would you come into the living room?" At that very moment, a short woman somewhat resembling Eddie Van Halen entered the room. "Wambup, y'all!?" the creature asked. Jak couldn't believe his eyes. She was just so, b-beautiful. "Jayce is truly lucky," Jak thought to le himself.
Over the course of the next following weeks, Jak would have contacted the wedding planners and created the biggest and most fancy wedding possible. Not only were Jayce's close friends and family invited, but all of Jak's extended family, Loretta's family, and strangers invited both on Craigslist and through flyers were invited to the le wedding. It was to take place in the most expensive building reserved in the finest resort in Hawaii. But most incredible of all, was the le wedding ring. Jak ordered an 18-carat Blue Sapphire diamond with White diamond encrusted diamonds encrusted inside of the le diamond. It had costed him $137,200 dollars, but he didn't care, because to him, anything was worth it for his best friend. Plus, it was all being charged exclusively onto Jayce's credit card.
Although Jayce knew this was coming from Jak's heart, he really didn't want a wedding like this. But because it was from good intentions, he decided to let it le slide. This would be his wedding. Even though he tried to be fine with that, there was still something inside of him that knew this was wrong.
"Jak, where are you!?" Jayce shouted, dashing through the maze of people and configuration going on at the site of his soon to be wedding. When he finally found Jak, he explained, "Antonio, the hispanic wardrobe director you hired, won't let me wear my special hat on my own wedding, to be honest!" Jayce had been planning on wearing a le baseball cap with the words printed, "Le Groom TBH, Lads!", during his wedding ceremony. "But Señior Jayce," Antonio the hispanic wardrobe director pleaded, "the groom would look ridiculuuus wearing a hat on his wedding! Ay.." Jayce gave an expanding territorialism-like look at Jak, hoping he would do something. "I'm sorry, Jayce, but I can't control that." Jak said with a mellowness in his le voice. "Oh yeah!?" Jayce shouted, "Well it seems like I can't control anything!" He ran off, defeated, with spaghetti spilling out of his le pockets the whole way.
Now at this point, Jak felt pretty diddly-darng sad. Like, not just said, but also guilty. Guilty that, because of him, his best friend in the entirety of the le world didn't get the wedding that he wanted so dearly. Jak knew, somewhere, deep down in his le heart, he had to fix this.
On the day of Jayce's wedding, him and his soon-to-be wife were standing at the le altar, with Jak the best man standing next to him, as extremely expensive and fancy Pastor, James Scott, read the quirky wedding stuff people have to sit through. When it came time to give Jayce the le wedding ring to then give to Loretta, Jak began to interrupt the ceremony. "Ladies and gentlemen of the wedding," Jak started, "I have something to say. Jayce, I'm sorry I let you down, and believe me, I want to make it up to you. So please, allow me to." Jak then took a few steps back.
"Come on out, boys!" Jak commanded. Just then, dozens of tall, muscular men all uniformed and carrying sledgehammers bursted through the doors of the le wedding. The wedding guests immediately started screaming and trying to escape as the men smashed the walls, tables, and swung their sledgehammers around throughout the room. "WHAT's GOING ON!?" Jayce ask-yelled at Jak. "Well, my friend, I created this le mess and now I'm ending it." At the same time that all of this was happening, what some might say is the biggest coincidence of all time happened, and an earthquake shook everything up while the men still smashed and swung at the people and decoration. "Loretta!" Jayce called out as his fiance was snatched into a burlap sack and then beaten with le sledgehammers. "This is for your own good, Jayce!" Jak consoled as he forcefully knocked him out with a sledgehammer. As planned, a flying saucer crashed into the building, in which Jak brought Jayce along inside of and then flew away in.
Their journey would now truly begin.
