"W-where... Where am I?" Jayce asked under his le breath, feeling dazed, with a hint of confused. He got up from the lounge chair he awoke in, only to find that he was in what appeared to be his apartment, but somehow felt a little bit "lighter." As he attempted to walk into his le kitchen, he felt bouncy and took much longer steps. It looked just like his apartment, but something felt off. When he had finally made it into the kitchen, he noticed the framed picture of his fiancé sitting on the counter. It was suddenly all coming back to him. The wedding. Jak. The men with sledgehammers.
"Jak!" He called.
After a few minutes of wandering around his le apartment he found Jak sitting comfortably on the sofa in his living room. "Oh, what's good, fam? Lol." Jak asked, indifferent about what had happened just a few days earlier. "To be honest, what happened, man?" Jayce asked Jak, honestly looking a little bit tense. "Well," Jak began, "you were in a coma for a few days after I hit you in the head with a sledgehammer, so I nursed you back to health in the flying saucer I flew into le outer space after completely destroying your wedding ceremony."
"No," Jayce also began, "I mean, why did you do all of this in the le first place?"
"To be quite honest, fam, I felt bad about making this big, fancy wedding that you didn't even want. So I thought to myself, 'Hey, why not just get rid of it, lol?' and I ended up doing so."
"But what about Loretta? Will I ever see her again?"
Jak shrugged. At this point, Jayce's life was going about as well as Iggy Azalea's was ever. He was also starting to get kind of hungry, as had been looking forward to eating the first slice of the le cake at what was supposed to be his wedding. "Yo, to be honest," Jayce was about to ask to his best friend in the entire world, "is there still food in the fridge?"
"Dude, this is just a replica of your apartment, there's not actually food in the le refrigerator, lol." Jak giggled.
"R-replica? Where are we?" Jayce edged.
"Look outside the window." Jak smirked.
Jayce looked out the window to see the planet Earth and its moon orbiting around the sun, along with the other planets in the le Milky Way Galaxy. "WHAT!?" Jayce was so shocked, lol, that he almost had a heart attack. "We're still in the flying saucer!? And how can you afford to renovate it into a replica of my apartment!?"
"Oh, I have my le methods of getting cash." Jak reconciled with a smirk. ( Credit card fraud. )
"I never should've helped you break out of prison," Jayce squealed, "I'm gonna le kill you, to be quite honest, fam!"
Jayce slowly grabbed the unplugged lamp sitting on the end table next to the sofa and attempted to throw it at Jak. It flew at him so slow that he managed to escape without a le scratch. The both of them then floated around the apartment slower than molasses ( because sans-gravity. ) In the le kitchen, Jayce threw knives at Jak, all of which he managed to dodge at the very last second. Jak then tipped over and opened the door of the refrigerator, with an abnormal amount of avocados spilling out into the air. "You said there wasn't any food in the fridge!" Jayce felt very disrespected. They ran about the house in a loop, slower than anything I could ever describe. When Jayce was back in the living room, he noticed two spacesuits laying on the floor. He picked one of them up and put it on. "I can't believe you would do all of le this, to me, AKA, your best friend!" Jayce cried, a little bit too loud. "I just wanted you to have the wedding you wanted, fam..." Jak rebuttled.
"I DIDN't WANT ANY OF THIS!" Jayce exclaimed as he opened the front door and jumped out.
"Jayce!!" Jak called. Jayce had jumped out of the flying saucer while it was still moving, so he got sucked out fast and pushed far away onto the nearest planet through its le atmosphere! Jak knew he had to save Jayce, I mean, what kind of best friend would he be if he just left him stranded in space. But before he went out to rescue his BFF, he had to pack some utilities, so he brought his le backpack filled with, like, stuff in it. Ready to save the day, Jak climbed into his spacesuit, put his backpack, and leaped out of the spacecraft.
