Chapter 22: Who The Bloody Hell Is That?!

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A/N: WARNING MASS CONFUSION AHEAD!

Neko!Hetalia x Reader 2
Chapter 22
Who The Bloody Hell Is That?!

"See I told you!!!" Alfred exclaimed, pointing toward the other Arthur and Alfreds.

"Wait...what the bloody hell is going on?!" Arthur held the side of his head with his hands. "Who the bloody hell is that?! Isn't that me?! But it can't be I'm right here and you're there but he's there and I'm here...WHAT?!"

The Arthur who was frozen glanced at his Alfred who looked like a deer frozen in the headlights. "This is not good..."

Alfred nodded, starting to unfreeze. "Yeah. For once I agree. We need to get the hell out of here dude."

"WOAH THIS IS TOTALLY WEIRD!" The Alfred who was standing next to the Arthur that was freaking out yelled. "But I'm right here!"

"Artie..." Alfred whispered. "We need to leave now." Now it was his Arthur's turn to stay frozen. "Artie! Iggy dude!" He started to shake the country of Great Britain but to no avail. He wouldn't budge. "Shit!" He hissed under his breath.

Meanwhile, the other Arthur looked like he had blown a circuit. "But...I.. We... They.." He started mumbling.

His Alfred was starting to get concerned. No one would answer and they were still confused.

The Alfred who was trying to get his Arthur to move finally snapped. They didn't have time. They needed to run. "That's it! Arthur your food sucks!"

His Arthur snapped out f it and glared. "Mill have you know my food is better than your grease-coated slop!"

Alfred sighed in relief. "Oh thank freedom! Arthur we have to run!"

The Arthur that wasn't malfunctioning nodded and they both started to sprint. "That was close!"

"You can say that again! Now time to go find _____! I hope Feliciano didn't have any problems!"

"Me too!"

Alfred watched as his other self ran away. He was so confused and was questioning everything. But the main question going through his head was: How did they know _____?

...

You and Feli ran. Ran far away from Arthur's mansion until you were at a single oak tree. You stopped.

"Feli? Why are we here?" You asked, catching your breath.

He smiled. "Because~a bella, this is~a where we have~a to meet~a Arthur and~a Alfred~!"

Your face lit up. You were going to see your friends again! "Really? I missed them so much!"

"And~a they missed~a you~!" The Italian gave you a big hug. You hugged back, fighting away tears.

"Where are they?" You asked, wiping your eyes.

"Oh.... I don't~a know...~" he said sadly. "But I hope~a they will be here~a soon...~"

"You and me both..." You grinned.

"_____!" You turned your head and locked eyes with Alfred. Your Alfred.

"Alfie!"

He was getting closer but he just kept running. "_____! Feli! RUN!"

You and Feliciano looked at each other and shrugged. "Lets~a go bella~!"

He grabbed your hand and you started running. Granted, you didn't know why, that is, until you looked back. Chasing Alfred and Arthur was this time period's Alfred and Arthur, and behind them, was an army of redcoats.

As Romano would say. . . Oh crapola!

"Run faster Feli! We need to ditch these guys!"

"Si Bella~!" He said and ran faster. If the Italian was good at one thing, it was running away. No wonder Ludwig could never catch him. He was so fast, that Alfred and Arthur started getting smaller.

"Oh no! We can't leave him and Arthur behind!" You yelled. "Slow down and I'll grab them!"

"Got it~!" He nodded and slowed down.

"Alfie grab Arthur's hand!" You said when he was almost in reach.

"Wha?! I will not hold that wanker's hand!" Arthur protested.

Alfred grinned and grabbed it anyway. "Do it for _____!"

Arthur blushed and grumbled some profanities in response that you couldn't really hear.

You grabbed Alfred's hand. "Hold on tight guys, Feli's fast!" They nodded and strengthened their grip. "Run Feli, Germany's coming and he wants to train!" You yelled.

"Wha?! Germany! I don't~a wanna train doitsu!" He exclaimed and ran at full speed.

You laughed. Your little Italian friend was tuning at least 20 miles an hour. He was so fast. Your (h/l) (h/c) hair blew in the wind behind you and you had a huge grin on your face.

Alfred looked back, they weren't chasing you anymore. He laughed triumphantly. "Hahaha! We're home free _____!"

"You can slow down Italy!" Arthur yelled, trying to fix his hair. It looked like he stood in a wind tunnel at maximum speed.

...

"Fucking thorns!" Allen cursed as he pulled rose thorns out of his arm.

"Patience Allie dear~!" Oliver scolded with a smile.

"They said they'd be here! And you can't open the portal without Arthur's help!" He hissed as he pulled the last thorn out of his arm. "And why did we have to run though a fucking rose garden!"

"I told you already, we were being chased and that was the only way to escape successfully~!" He grinned.

"Whatever, you pastel weirdo."

"You know you love me~"

"I couldn't help but overhear your conversation~ do you need help~?" Vladimir stepped out of the bushes with a smirk on his face.

"The fuck you want?" Allen asked, rolling his eyes.

"I simply want to help~ after all... You're in this situation because of me~!" He smiled and ran his tongue over his two fangs.

...

"Assholes. He left me! Whatever. I'll find out where _____ is myself!" Allistor hissed in anger after the cloud of white light and smoke subsided.

He got up and started walking towards Lukas, who awkwardly sat there. "H-hello..."

"I want to see _____ now. Take me there."

"Okay." Lukas sighed.

A puff of smoke and they were gone.

_____, I'm coming for you... Allistor thought as he found himself traveling at top speed.

...

SQUEE IM ALMOST DONE WITH THIS!

Who else is sorta confused *raises hand*

Haha okay anyway I'm starting a book called Guide To Hetalia x Readers! It's going to be a step by step guide to write the perfect Heta x reader!

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