Island Escape

Episode 5

 "Welcome to episode 5 of Island Escape. A gorgeous island with 6 beautiful people, hoping to find love in their 30s. Disconnecting from society, these busy adults will reconnect with nature, heal their inner self, and hopefully find a companion along the way. There are only three rules on the island, no alcohol, no drugs and no sex."

"Well there was only three rules on that island."

"I'm at the edge of my seat. I don't think anything in future episodes will top what happened in episode 4."

"Monet! Look at you refreshed and ready. Last week you left the studio visibly upset—"

"I saw her arguing with the producers about footages—-"

"Wait you guys saw the leak right?"

"Fuck yeah, it was all the internet was talking about."

"Why do you think Monet is just sitting here grinning like the Cheshire cat?"

"Oh but the producers were fuming. I bet the editors got their asses chewed out."

"Oh for sure, but did you see the show viewership jumped exponentially? Sex sells. Everybody is tuned in for today's episode."

"I wonder how they're going to handle the money situation, or do they just take it out of their final prize money?"

"They did release a statement that their looking into who the culprit was—-"

"Can they owe the studio money?"

"Probably Monet!"

"That will be interesting."

"It wasn't me! But luckily, the contestants did sign a waiver before hand that they were monitored 24/7 and that any and all actions would be recorded. I mean i'm sure they weren't expecting to end up on a porn site, but that's what happens when you have two clashing power dynamics with extreme chemistry on a secluded island."

"I bet it was the producer herself who released it."

[off camera- " It wasn't me"]

"Okay so quick recap cause I want to go back on the island. Last episode we had Gabby winning archery."

"Which was to be expected."

"She then decided to switch rooms and of course partnered up with Henry. Put Jasper and Lettie together, and Kane with Lala."

"We saw a little bit of some mean girl antics happening—- why are you shaking your head? The internet agrees with me. They were being mean to Gabby."

"The internet that was agreeing with you were mostly guys and insecure girls who probably got bullied in high school, we're not going to get into this again. Lettie and Lala are nice hot girls. I even expected them to be meaner."

"They are actually really nice."

"I think the producers tried hard to get a group of people who would not only be attracted to each other, but also like each other. If anything Gabby is the mean girl!"

"Okay, okay...let's move on. They were then partnered up and given different tasks. Henry and Gabby checked out the survival kit."

"I wonder if that's going to come to play in the future."

"Kane and Lettie were tasked with marking out the three different routes from the campsite to the waterfall, and had a nice little moment there."