Josie walks across the street to the coffee shop her and Rosalind always go to. She walks in the door and is imidietley greated by an angry Rosalind, "Do you realise how late you are!"
Josie can hardly speak and mutters, "Wu, uuum"
"4 and a half minutes late you idiot! I could have gone on one of your stupid planes, got to france and got back in that time!" Yells Rose.
"I'm sorry okay, I ran into some traffic and I wasn't that late anyway, 4 minutes isn't that long." Replied Josie.
"Hmm! Well lets not dwell on bad and disappointing thaughts, shall we. Waiter!" Rose clapps her hands loudly and jestures to a waiter. "Lemon and lime frappe with a sprinkle of vanilla seed with 1 pinapple ring cut into 9 pieces exactly, and by the way I want it measured...with a ruler!" Rose insists.
"And how about you maddam?" Asks the tooth pick thin, Eifle tower tall waiter.
"Umm, just an americano for me thanks." Replied Josie sweetly.
"Yes mam, and if I may say so you have a loveley necklace and your eyes are like the wings of peakock butterflies." Says the waiter with a large amount of flattery.
"Thanks, your not so bad yourself. Haha" says Josie nervously.The waiter leaves to get the ladys's coffees.
"No!...No!" Says Rose, whispering but with ferm intensions.
"No to what?" Asks Josie.
"He is a skinny beanpole and you'll have nothing to do with him, he's ugly and he'll spell the end of your social life! I mean your followers on twitter will go bye byes!"
"But he seems so nice, his flattery was quirky but... I like it." The waiter comes over passes the ladys their drinks and stares at Josie.
"No you will not get any further with Jo, so if we happen to order something else, get us another waiter who isn't so annoying!" Shoutes Rosalind to the beanpole waiter. The waiter runs off in tears and Josie beggins to tell Rose how it's very rude to put them down. And Rose continues to reciprocate in the form of insults to Josie's life and results in Josie leaving the coffee shop.
To be continued...
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Josie Brown
RomanceJosie Brown is a thirty two year old 'New Yorker' who lives in the twenty first century. She is an air hostess but has a dream of becoming a famous actor and singer, but is put down by her family and hypocritical, pushy, judgemental friend Rosalind...
