chapter 1 - the interesting life I lead

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by iamamypond

by iamamypond

You probably started reading this 'cause you thought from the title it would be about a really fun, outgoing girl who goes mountain climbing to find dodos in the west Jamaican mountains... sorry to disappoint but this is not the case.

I am a nerd. Mainly a book nerd, I spend my spare ti... No. I have to be truthful, she said not to hold anything back... I spend all my time reading, well at least I used to because according to the nurse it's "unhealthy to read this much so you need a project to work on" hence the stupid book with a stupid name.. anyway I'm getting ahead of myself again.. sorry.

So yes I am a nerd, well I prefer the term fangirl, there are lots of people like me though they are usually found in libraries away from people, people are annoying and obnoxious. Fangirls are usually found crying. About what you ask? Usually character deaths or their ships not becoming canon okay I'm going to stop I sound like a pirate...

The point is that I dislike people.. I have been asked why I hate people so much and the answer is simple, to me anyway. I'm pretty sure my hatred for people started in primary school but ill get to that later..

So a brief introduction of myself then I shall begin the boring story of HOW I DIED hehe only joking I'm gunna tell you the story of why this book is here!

Soooo hi! My name is Alexis Young I am 15 years old and I'm from the sunniest country in the world *drum roll* ENGLAND!!! ahahaa see what I did there? Cause it's never sunny? No wow okay... tough crowd.. so back to what I was saying... I'm 15 so just about to do my GCSE's and

I
Have
No
Idea
What
To
Do
With
My
Life!!!!!