Best Friends

The Fuckery

After we signed up nd shit these mfs had us sit thru a damn seminar. I was fed up like BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO B UP THIS EARLY...gon ask how's everyone feeling. Nigga I'm feeling tired. Anyway after the damn seminar lasted and wasted our damn time we finally left. But my damn mama left cuz she ain't wanna sit thru it. So we all went to the gym...big asf btw. We went on a scavenger hunt. Unfortunately my sister nd I had to split up. I was paired wit 2 white chicks nd one black girl. These girls were dope asf. We named our group pancakes...

We all finished the scavenger hunt but my group finished first. So we were chillin till everyone finished. When these turtle ass niggas came back the teaches announced the wimners....PANCAKES lol. We got a lil treat bag wit candy. U kno ya girl was happy. Finally it was time to go. I called my mom.

-mom come get us

- Ok I'm on my way about 5 minutes

-ight

After 10 minutes of standing outside y sister nd I did random shit. We sang, we danced, shit we even twerked. I should've known she'd b about an hour black ppl ain't never on time. Smh.. after running up nd down we saw the car. When she pulled up to us she had hell ppl in the car. First off she must've lost her damn mind. We was in a lil BMW 745Li like she had someone in the passenger seat nd 5 ppl in the back. How in the blue fuck was my sister nd I supposed to fit. Anyway we made it work. We pulled up at out house and we came out that bitch like Mexicans. I went inside and changed my clothes nd ate..cuz after all that SHE STILL AINT BUY US NO FOOD. Nd on top of that we had to go back again in a few days....SHOOT ME NOW

TBC......