Best Friends

Not This Bullshit

Today we had to go to orientation for this bullshit. This time my mom boyfriend was bringing us. I put on my blue jeans nd a gold shirt with y gold chain sandals. Enyjah put on her white butterfly shirt nd her gold jeans with her gold chain sandals. We was kinda twinin. This trip was a lil more fun cuz my mom bf always crackin jokes. So we driving nd blastin fuckin problem nd we all singing.. I LOVE BAD BITCHES THATS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM. lol we finally got to the school nd when we got inside there was a LONG ASS LINE. So my sister step dad nd I started Makin jokes

SD- there's a lot of flour in here not enough potatoes

Ny- CTFUUUU

Me-huh

Ny- what color r potatoes

Me - brown

Ny- nd flour

Me- whi......oooooooohhhh my slow ass

Random black lady- so right

Random white lady-*laughs*

After about an hour we made it to the front...I was mad as shit... we waited in line that long for a fuckin piece of paper that gave us or username nd password. Nd we had ANOTHER seminar....TF BRUHHH. We were waiting for the seminar to start nd we saw a crazy lookin woman

SD- now she tellin her son if u don't pay attention ima smack the sweat off ya nose

Me&ny- lmfao

SD- she look like she'll kill him for failing

Ny- nah u thinking of mom

Me- frfr

After the bullshit information we inquired we left. Ny fell asleep in the back nd I was chillin in the front enjoying the weather nd shit. So we're driving down Jodeco Rd nd we crossing the intersection out of nowhere a police car flies out of nowhere nd almost hits us.. my mom bf makes a sharp stop nd I jerk forward but he threw his hands in front of me so I wouldn't fly anywhere. I was scared nd enyjah ass ain't budge. From now on....seat belts are a must lol. We got home nd went to bed. School starts on August 5th also known as NyNy birthday

Tbc......