"Would you get that?" Za told me rather then asked. Talk about respecting your guests.
"Who could it be? You didn't invite Christian did you?" I walked towards the door throwing my beef jerky wrapper in the bin on the way over.
Za laughed. "You'll see just open the door."
"M'kay." I opened the door. "Who the fuck are you?"
The girl before me blushed.. Wait she actually didn't. Her brown skin glowed, while her hazel eyes looked me up and down and then past me, probably to look at Za. And back at me again. "Wow Jay, you gained weight." A short giggle followed afterwards. "No more Calvin Klein for you, too bad."
What was this girl talking about? I don't even know her. "Wha-"
Some loud ass noice interrupted me, "AYYYYYEEEEEE", a short girl, I don't even know where she came from, ran past me and lunged on the other girl before me. "KETURA!" The other girl screamed back and they hugged or whatever they were doing. "SO YOU FINALLY THINK LET ME VISIT SHAYLA-" "DON'T ACT LIKE THAT YOU KNOW I WANTED TO COME EARLI-" "HM I DON'T BELIEVE YOU BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE NOW" "OMG ME TOO" "YOU'VE HEARD RITA ORA AND BREEZ-"
This was painful and why are they so loud? Its morning. I sigh, step back and close the door on them. "Who are they?" I turn to Za.
He frowns. "How don't you remember Ketura? Y'all used to fuck back in 2012."
Ketura.. ketura..ketura.. Nope nothing comes to mind. "What, so I'm now supposed to remember who I ate 3 years ago, I don't even remember what I ate last night."
Before Za could respond the door opened and the two loud girls came in talking about how they love breezy but on the other hand hate his 'problematic ass'.
The loudest one and shortest, the one who I didn't open the door to noticed me and gave me a stiff smile. Wth..
"Hey. Shayla right?" I stepped forward to greet her. When I did I noticed Ketura's face falling.
"Yeah, do- don't you remember me Jay?" I turned my attention back to Shayla and frowned. "Not really."
Ketura scoffed and Shaya gave a smile. I'm starting to like Shayla more than this bitch Ketura. Whats up with her attitude.. Whatever I did wrong to her.. Did she die though? No, so get over it.
"Aye Jay come check this pic Kim just posted," Za called me over his eyes still stuck on his phone since I came here. Why'd he invite me anyways.. man.
"I'm more into Khloe now, you know that," I chuckled.
"What about Kendalls?" This time it was Ketura who spoke. I give her a confusing look. "Or kylies? Or Caitlyns? Or shaylas.."
What?Ketura and I keep staring at eachother, her eyes getting angrier and mine more and more confused. "Okaaaay, I'm going to eat", I say eventually breaking our intense gaze.
I walk away and into the kitchen but once I'm in the door closed behind me. I turn around coming face to face with Ketura. "You fucking asshole."
"What did I do???!!!"
"What are you doing here?" She came up to me, the exact time I went to sit on the counter to eat my frozen yoghurt. Momma said that you should sit when you eat.
"Nothing. My mom was annoying me then Za called me to come over so I did." I explained. Can this thot now be quiet so I can eat in peace. Or I'm gonna make her R.I.P.
She jumped up and sat next to me. "Oh.." I looked at her and nodded. "Um why was your mom annoying you". Why did she wanna know..
"I wanted some cake but she wouldn't let me." I can tell she's trying her hardest not to laugh. "She says I'm getting too fat."
A cute giggle comes through. "I mean you're getting heavy but you're no honey boo boo."
Is honey boo boo that show where the mom makes 'Sketti, butter and ketchup'? I don't ask though. "Haha yeah."
She giggles again in response and I leave it to that. Yes, now I can eat in peace.
I'm almost finished eating till I hear Ketura speak up again. "Justin..?" Theres hesitation evidence in her tone but why? I know I'm fly but shit.
I hum to let her know she can go on."About you wanting to eat cake but not being allowed because of you mom.. I've got a different kind of cake you could eat."
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