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Just a list with 101 dreadful lies people will probably tell you in your lifetime.

Disclaimer, I have knowledge that another author has written a few 101 reasons, this is no way a copy of her/his book, thank you very much.

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1. I love you

2. I'm not drunk

3. I won't hurt you

4. Let's just stay friends

5. Omg! I love him too!1!1!!11!!1!

5. I lost your number

6. I need time to myself

7. I'll start a diet tomorrow.

8. I won't laugh, I promise

9. Your table will be ready in a few minutes

10. I'm just kidding

11. You will need to know this later in life

12. I'm fine

13. Okay, just one more episode

14. Yeah I'm just tired

15. I'm on my way

16. My parents said no

17. I never got your text

18. That looks alright on you

19. Your too good for him

20. Don't worry it was probably his sister

21. You need a man that can handle you

22. Your secret is safe with me

23. Be right back

24. Oh, yeah that makes sense

25. It wasn't me

26. I love it

27. No, officer I have no idea how fast I was going

28. Oh damn, things would of been different if I was there

29. I don't have problems with black people (then why would you even say that bruh)

30. I'm busy that day

31. Let's keep in touch

32. My phones dead

33. Yeah I'm listening

34. Oh yeah! I remember you

35. You the first person I have taken here

36. Your the first person I have ever loved

37. It's really good to see you

38. I've had heaps of homework lately

39. That was funny

40. I thought I texted back?

41. Oh you gained weight? I didn't even notice!

42. Oh you've lost weight? I was about to ask you that omg!

43. This is delicious

44. That was my last piece of gum

45. Size doesn't matter! (in the society we live in, sadly it does)

46. I didn't see you there

47. I love my job

48. I've slept with _ people

49. Don't worry it's okay (no it's not shut up)

50. I promise

51. I'm happy to help you

52. I love that book

53. I love that movie

54. Would love to have you come to stay for the weekend, but we've already made plans

55. We can still be friends

56. It's not you it's me

57. I get paid __,___ dollars

58. We are just friends

59. I was super popular in high school

60. You're breaking up, I'll call you back

61. This was all on sale, I saved so much

62. No I think they're cute

63. This has never happened before, it must just be with you

64. Sorry I'm allergic

65. I've had these shoes for ages

66. I love your perfume

67. Omg! Where did you get that skirt from? So fetch

68. Don't worry it's okay

69. I'll pull out

70. I weigh ___ kilos

71. I never loved her

72. I'm __ years old

73. I'm not jealous

74. I'am much closer to you then her

75. I'm not cheating

76. I'm stuck in traffic

77. Sorry I didn't answer the phone

78. Wow! You look so good in that dress

79. Oh yeah, that makes sense

80. I will start my diet on Monday

81. I'm working towards my dream body (Netflix and chill)

82. Don't worry I'll be okay

83. I have read, understand, and accept the terms and conditions

84. I'm not hungry

85. I don't sweat

86. I floss

87. I brush my teeth twice a day every day

88. I did not fart

89. I don't fart (hunny everyone does)

90. I love 2D!! Dragging me down omg that song, I luv it !1!1 Henery is so hot1!1!1

91. These aren't my pads/tampons their my mums (to the cute guy at the cashier or to the person staring at you weirdly)

92. I slept 10 hours today (bull you slept 3)

93. I don't like anyone

94. I hate games

95. Nice to see you

96. I had no signal

97. I've had this for ages

98. I'll give up tomorrow

99. We totally have to catch up

100. My driving isn't that bad

101. I don't lie

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That completes the list of 101 Dreadful lies people may tell you during your lifetime. Hope you enjoyed reading this and comment some suggestions on what type of 101 thing, or book I should do next! Xx love you all!

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