No Pain, No Gain!

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 First thing i had to do was a phone book. I searched all numbers for a cheap and affordable plastic surgeon. I found the company- No pain, no gain Plastic surgery! Co A guy named Dr.Nuthole answered the phone when i called.

"Hello" said a raspy old voice

"Sup dawg" i said trying to sound cool. "Listen punk, i need plastic surgery, and i need it fast. Ill pay you with chocolate chips. EXTRA ORGANIC"

"You came to the right place!  ARE YOU READY FOR PAIN?"

"MY MIDDLE NAME IS PAIN MAN!!! BRING IT ON!!!" with that i hung up the phone, and i headed towards my destiny....

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