The Fight with Dr.Nuthole

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"NEVAHHHHH!!!" I spat into Dr.Nutholes face. I took out a light saber from my pocket, and slashed Dr.Nutholes sideburns off.

He screamed in agony "I JUST HAD THOSE CLEANED!!" he slipped out his wolverine claws and slashed at me.

"OMG!!!!" I said in my fan girl scream. He's Wolverine!!!!! My other hero!!!!

"You're no fan of mine" he hissed "but I will sign your face... WITH MY CLAWS!" and he nearly slashed my face, but I blocked him with my pink light saber

"I'm too pretty to have my face signed!" I stared at the ground for a moment admiring the scuttling beetles, and then I made my decision  "Sorry man" I said to him " I love you" and with that I shimmied my light saber into his torso.

He screamed in agony, again. Blood poured out of his ears.

"THATS NOT NORMAL!!!" I screamed at Dr.Nuthole, He fell to the ground and turned into ashes. Then he woke again and said, "I will be your wife!!" then he disintegrated again.

and with that was the end of Dr. Nuthole........or was it?

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