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HEY BIATCHES! IT'S THE MOTHA LICKIN' CREW. YUPP. WE'RE BACK. AND WE JUST MADE ALL OF YOUR LIVES SO MUCH BETTER. NEED ADVICE? WE'RE JUST A FEW HANDSOME LADS AND A LADY SITTING BEHIND A SILVER UNICORN SCREEN TYPING ON A LETTER BOARD WITH SO MUCH FREAKING KNOWLEDGE WE WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YA'LL. SO FORREAL. MSG US/COMMENT AND WE SHALL GET BACK TO YA. ( ;

CHAPTER WHATEVER:

A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON LATELY. YEAH MHM. ELOBORATE. PLEASE. TELL US MORE. YOU ASK? WELL. IDK. PLEASE COMMENT AND ALL BECAUSE WE ARE BECOMING CLUELESS HAHA. SO COMMENT ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. WE LOVE YA GUYS. AND FOR ALL YOU NEWBIES. WE'RE 6 GUYS UNITED WITH OUR BFFL ALEX OR LEXIE OR WTF LOL. SO YEAH. WE'RE CHILL. HIT US UP(: AND FOR ALL YOU WHINERS WHO WONDERED WHERE DEREK WAS IN THE LAST CHAPTER, HE WAS ON A SCHOOL TRIP:D

Q#1: What is your favourite pizza topping?

Shane: I have no fucking clue actually... I guess maybe just pepperoni? Idk..

Carter: OOH OOH OOH I KNOW THIS.. yeah I don't.

Nick: Umm.... cocaine. LOL NO. Idk.. haha

Josh: Fucking Dolphins. That's what I like.

Justin: CHUPACABRA. CHUPACABRA!

Derek: What he said ^ XD

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Q#2: What is the best thing you can draw?

Shane: Well.. I think we're supposed to keep all of our answers PG(;

Carter: Freaking' MW3 or no.. BIOSHOCK.. NO.. MINECRAFT.. NO PENGUINS!!

Nick: I can't draw. End of story.

Josh: Hmm... giraffes? Yeah giraffes..

Derek: Anything really.

Justin. Holy Shiz Der-Der (Derek). Anything? CHNAGE THAT TO EVERYTHING. THIS KID IS LIKE FUCKING DAVINCI UP IN HERE. Just don't chop your ear off bro. That's too far.

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Q#3: If you ever went out to the bar, would you take a girl home?

Shane: Depends on where she lands on the scale. Is she a fucking demented walrus or a fucking bombshell?

Carter: Out? What is this out you speak of? Does it require leaving the comfort of my bedroom?

Nick: Maybe

Josh: Hell yes.

Derek: Can she make food?

Justin: Hell to the fucking- will she bring condoms?

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Q#4: Speedo vs. Swim trunks.

Shane: Uhh. Swim trunks. Ain't nobody wanna see your package in a girl's bikini bottom.

Carter: Swim trunks all the way!

Nick: Your kidding right? SWIM TRUNKS.

Josh: Swim trunks.

Derek: All of their replies ^

Justin: Speedo. NO JK.

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Q#5: What's your favourite book(s)?

Shane: Sex 101

Carter: OOH! HARRY POTTER! WAIT! AND ANY OF ALEX'S BOOKS. ESPECIALLY THE ZOMBIE ONE. YEAH THAT ONE WAS FUCKING BEAST!!! TEAM GRYFFINDOR AND TEAM DRAKE!!

~~~~for any of you confused or don't know our sista from anotha mista Alex writes her own stories and Drake is a character in one of them. She runs all this shit. You should check her books out for real. And fan her. She's pretty fucking cool. @AlexCarson99 ~~~~

Nick: Any of Alex's books. I don't necessarily read ALL the time. Does the newspaper count?

Josh: Idk.. maybe joke books?

Derek: Oh God.. Really? This is like asking Alex what her favourite book is! Yeah I'll just agree with Carter. Except I'm a team Nick.. no! Team Drake... no! Team Both

Justin: Oh God. I have no clue. Do road signs count?

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Q#6: What's your favorite game station?

Shane: I'm an Xbox person.

Carter: Oh God.. Oh God... this is like asking a child what their favorite candy is. Like no way. Idk.. ALL OF THEM!

Nick: I'm a PS3 kind of person. :P

Josh: WII ahaha NO Nintendo. LOL no. Probably Xbox vs. PS3

Derek: I'm not a real gamer. I'm into books... so like Nintendo..? LOL NO. Probably Xbox or PS3

Justin: Xbox

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Q#7: The beach vs. the woods?

Shane: Both

Carter: The woods. Especially if it was the forrest in Shades of Red (Alex's book) that would be pretty freaking legit.

Nick: Hmm... woods.

Josh: Beach!

Derek: I completely agree with Carter... I never thought I'd ever say that XD

Justin: Beach.

Q#8: What's your favorite youtuber?

Shane: Shane Dawson and Smosh! 

Carter: hmm... swoozie06 & PEWDIEPIE, Smosh

Nick: Shane Dawson, Conner Franta, Daily Grace, and Jenna Marbles, SMOSH

Derek: OH MY GOD. I have to say what I know Alex wants to belt out: Joey Graceffa, Shane Dawson, Kingsley, Conner Franta, swoozie06, PEWDIEPIE, Daily Grace, iJustine, Jenna Marbles, The Fine Bros, SMOSH, pretty much everyone.

Justin: Idk what Derek said.

Josh: yeah what they said.

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Q#9: Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Rings

Shane: One word, Draco Malfoy.

Carter: OMG OMG BOTH.. NOO! HARRY POTTER FTW!

Nick: Gryffindor Swag

Derek: HARRY FLIPPIN POTTER MOTHER FUCKERS!

Justin: Lord of the Rings

Josh: Harry Potter!

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Q#10: What should the readers do?

A. COMMENT

B. VOTE

C. FAN US AND @ AlexCarson99

D. COMMENT YOUR QUESTIONS! WE'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER AND THEY'LL BE FEATURED THERE TOO!

thanks so much!

WE OUT!

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