Whatever We Are

Chapter 3

"Well well well....it's about time I take revenge...." Neymar said as he got closer.

I'm screwed.

I shouldn't have called him ugly. Damn it! What's wrong with me these days?! Neymar slowly crept towards me until his face was inches from mine. Before I realized what I was doing, I kicked him where the sun doesn't shine.

"OW! What the fuck was that for?!" Neymar yelled. He bent down and touched his sunshine.

"You inspire my inner serial killer!" I yelled back at him. He looked up at me with a WTF look. Wow....I did not just say that...

Just then, Pique came into the shower, and did what I thought he would never do...he started singing "Singing in the Shower." "I'm dancing in the mirror and singing in the shower. La La Di, La La Da, La La Da, Singing in the shower!"

That did it. Everybody started laughing, including Neymar. I swear, I would never let Pique out of my life, or else my life would be boring as hell.

Neymar forgave me for calling him ugly. After that, I walked out of the locker room and saw a ball just sitting there at the field.

I'll tell you a secret: I play football. I haven't told anyone this because this was the only thing that I had to myself.

I picked up the ball and started doing some dribbling and then I did a bicycle kick and it went into the goal. Just then I heard cheering and clapping. I quickly turned around and saw all the Barca players staring at me. Coach was there too.

I just went to the stands and sat down. Just then, Messi came to me. "Hey DJ, why don't you come practice with us. You seem pretty good." I looked behind him at the other players and saw them staring at us, even the coach. Wow, they planned this.

I sighed and looked back at Messi. "I don't know Messi..."

He stood up and streched his hands out for me to take. "Come on, it would be fun. You'll see."

Well, what can I say? I took his hand and stood up. We walked towards the field and everyone cheered. I rolled my eyes.

The coach introduced himself and I introduced myself. Then he said to everyone to pick a partner. Neymar, Marc, and Adriano ran towards me. I gasped as the three of them tackled me.

"I'm with DJ!" Marc yelled at the other two.

"Nah dude she's mine!" Neymar yelled back at him.

"HAHA nice joke guys now move your asses away from her." Adriano yelled back.

Then the coach yelled, "Let DJ choose!"

The three of them stepped back and stared at me with pleading eyes. Ahh, it feels so good to be in charge. I slowly walked around the three of them, looking them up and down.

"Hmmmm...." I said. I looked at the three of them. "I choose.......Adriano!"

Marc and Neymar glared at Adriano while Adriano jumped up and down. "Ya Man! I'm the chosen one!"

That meant that Neymar and Marc had to be partners. We just passed the ball back and forth and did some dribbling. Then we played a game where the coach stuck some sticks into the ground and we had to stay inside the stick to win. The coach chose two players to be outside to tag the players that were inside.