ghb and kurloz

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CG: YEAH YEAH YEAH I KNOW YOU GUYS MISSED ME. (:B
AUTHOR: -_-' really karkat I'm right here
CG: YEP
AUTHOR: before anything just gotta say this is going to be in gamzees pov for the whole chapter. And if you guys want to be in the story just comment or pm me so enjoy!!
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Gamzee pov
"Y'all motherfucken ready" I say to my bro and my dad 'I will be who i am gamzee' "ok kurloz" I say to him as I finish fixing his tie. Its been a week seen me and y/n ummmm..."had fun" If you know what I mean. And now she's going to meet my family. *knock knock* " she motherfucken here ok on get in your places fuckers" seconds later I let y/n in "wow you guys cleaned your hive for me aww"
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My head are in my hands right know im so motherfucken embarrassed. 'Photosynthesis photosynthesis' "I BROKE THE THREE STICK POKING DEVICE" why just why.
~2 minutes earlier ~
"SO YOUR THE MOTHERFUCKER GAMZEE TALKS ABOUT ALL THE TIME" "dad!!!" "gamzee its fine don't be embarrassed" I just worry. Kurloz comes out with the food and then comes the weirdness. 'I can't eat so I do photosynthesis to eat' why does he have to do it now just be normal. "GAMZEE WHERE ARE MY EATING UTENSILS!" "right motherfucken there" "THESE ARE WAY TO SMALL FOR ME" 'photosynthesis photosynthesis' "I BROKE THE THREE STICK POKING DEVICE!" and that's were we are now. "That's motherfucken it why do you guys always fucking do this fucking shit ugh" "gamzee its ok I'm having a great time" "no your not I know your motherfucken lying" I tear up " gamzee its ok I'm not lyi-" "YES YOU MOTHERFUCKEN ARE" I say as I run away. And.......
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CG:HE FUCKS A PILLOW THE END
AUTHOR: fuck off karkat!!! Anyway there's a cliffhanger for you guys so....
CG:.....
AUTHOR:......
TC: tTyL mOtHeRfUcKeN hOmEsTuCkErS :o) hOnK
CG:NOOOOOO I WAS EATING CHOCOLATE!!!
AUTHOR: HAHAHA

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