The farting princess

Once upon a time there was a princess. Her name was Charlie. She lived in a big kingdom with her mother and father - the queen and king. She was 18 and had to be married immediately. So her dad told her so and she dust like it. Her own father was trying to marry her off to someone she doesn't even know! But she had a secret... When she gets really really mad, she just starts farting for no reason. So she stormed out of the kingdom and into the real world. Everyone was shocked to see her out of her kingdom so they all asked her the same question: 'why are you here?' She didn't answer. She just kept walking, farting as she went along. Her farts were silent so no one could hear them but they sure could smell them. The stench was so bad that everyone went inside, crowding the path. She yelled at everyone to move but they were too busy trying to get away from her so they didn't hear her. She yelled again. Louder this time. Everyone moved out of her way this time except from this one guy. He just stood in her way and wouldn't let her pass.
"Move or I will tackle you and fart on your head." She threatened him
"Whatever. That wouldn't be very princess-like so I don't think that you'll do it." He told her.
"Fine but you asked for it." She warned him just before running at him and grabbing him around the waist to tackle him. He held him down while she farted on his head. She made sure it was a really stinky one. When she finally finished farting, she got up and rolled him off to the side of the path and kept walking like nothing happened.

When she got tired of walking, she rushed back to the kingdom. But her father had heard about what she did and was proud of her. Her mother on the other hand was embarrassed and wouldn't even talk to her. 'Meh' she thought to herself. 'I don't need her anyway' and she was just about to go to her room when there was someone waiting for her at the door. It was the guy she farted on! He wanted to get to know her because no other girl would have farted in public like that. So they ended up taking for hours before her had to go.

TWO YEARS LATER...
They were happily married and had two kids a boy and a girl. Every night at 6 o' clock, they had a farting competition out of who's fart stink the most ad who's fart was the loudest.

THE END!!