the avocado fic

hello, my name is timothy (you can call me timmy, everyone does) and i am dan and phil's special tomato.

for years, the happy couple would use me almost every night for pleasure.

i loved it.

the lion and the llama lived in peaceful harmony, overcoming all obstacles they faced together and playing with me.

until she came along.

it was a sunny, beautiful day in london, when suddenly the sound of daniel james howell's voice filled the house.

"PHiLLY!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.

"YES, DANNY???????" the lion screamed back from the office.

"COME LOOK AT THIS, MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

phil quickly scurried downstairs towards the llama's bedroom. he slowly pushed the door open.

dan was sitting at the end of his bed, completely naked, except for a pair of tight, lacy black panties.

phil nearly came in his pants.

"wh-what are you doing, my sweet danosaur...?" phil asked nervously.

dan smirked.

"i bought you a present, philip..."

phil gulped.

dan revealed a small, black box from under his bed.

"i know you've wanted one of these for a while now... i could just feel the way you were getting bored of that soggy old tomato.."

and in that moment, my tiny tomato heart was shattered into a million little pieces.

dan opened the box.

inside, was a brand new, state of the art avocado.

it shone brighter than a million suns combined and was smoother than a babies bottom.

a single tear rolled down phil's cheek, he was so overwhelmed.

"oh daniel... you shouldn't have..."

phil FLUNG HIS ARMS around dan and they embraced each other lovingly.

suddenly, phil STUCK THE AVOCACO UP DAN'S TIGHT ASS.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO"  dan screamed in pain.

i could only watch on as philip penetrated daniel's tight ASs  with a goddamn avocado.

dan was crying now but phil just kept going.

suddenly, the avocado brushed lightly off of dan's prostate.

"dADDY!!!" dan shouted.

phil smirked and pushed more and more against dan's sweet spot.

"ph-philly... im about to come!!" dan whimpered.

phil pulled the avocado out.

dan whined and spread his legs to display himself for phil.

phil stood up and took his pants off.

"beg me to penetrate your butthole, you slut." phil whispered in dan's ear.

dan moaned.

"mm.. please daddy... please fuck my tight ass with your huge throbbing cock!! i want it inside me so badly, im such a cockslut... please daddy!!"

dan was shouting by the end of that.

"good enough.." phil muttered and jammed the avocado into dan's asshole.

dan whimpered loudly.

as if that wasnt enough, he then thrust his throbbing 15 inch cock inside dan's tight hole with it.

"FUCK!" dan screamed.

phil thrust in and out at sonic speed.

i started to cry. why dont they love me anymore?? why dont they do this stuff with me anymore? am i not good enough for them???

"shit..." phil muttered suddenly, stopping his actions.

i decided i'd had enough of this. my days with dan and phil have ended, it is time for another to take over; the avocado.

i flung myself off the bedside table.

goodbye cruel world, goodbye dan and phil, goodbye amazing sex with dan and phil.

i'll never forget you.

suddenly i hit the cold, hard floor with a splat.

the last thing i heard, before i was brought by the tomato angel to tomato heaven, was this:

"it's stuck."