So im watching SNK or AoT whatever you know it as and this happened
Girl: *eating potato*
Captain: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Girl: IT SAT IN THE MESS HALL BEGGING TO BE EATEN SIR!
Captain: theft but why eat it here?
Sasha: *lowers voice still in respectful tone* it looked quite delicious and it was getting cold so I gave it shelter in my stomach sir!
XD I'm dying!
