1. The characters names are illegal names to give to your children
2. Praying mantis mate in a way that if the female does not wnjoy sex with the other, they will rip their heads off thus killing them
3. I wrote this at 3:26 am
4. Fact videos were my inspiration for this
5. This was supposed to be as much as parody could be
6. Please inform the others if you see the unicorn after reading as you had sniffed too many ice cubes and should be removed from the tea party. (Reference to my Random book)
Don't do drugs kids! I know all of you are like 12 to 9 so . . . yea.
