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Ally: i have a lil surprise for yall today 💕

Lauren: will you get drunk again 😂

Camila: you really liked seeing her drunk now didn't you 😒

Ally: i have a guest for you 😊

Dinah: Ally we are texting

Ally: So what?

Normani: You can't have guests over

Ally: 😒

Ally added Demi to the conversation.

Lauren: NO WAY 😦

Ally: don't underestimate what allysus can do 😏

Camila: HI DEMI

Demi: i was reading the past convos, you guys really have some humor lol

Dinah: 😂

Demi: especially Ally.

Ally: omg are you serious 😦

Demi: Only when she's drunk tho 😂

Lauren: OOI BURNNNN

Normani: at least she is actually funny when she is drunk unlike you 😒

Camila: I wanted to say 'bring the ice pack' but apparently we don't use ice for burns

Demi: Wait, don't we? 😦

Ally: NO 😱

Demi: i used that on Wilmer's burn last week

Demi: i guess that was why he didn't talk to me for a week

Ally: 😂😂

Dinah: i sometimes forget Demi is straight

Normani: Yeah since we are always around some lesbians 😒

Camila: you act like you aren't one too 😒

Normani: i am straight

Lauren: as a circle

Normani: as a circle 😂

Normani: LAUR JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT FOR ONCE OKAY

Camila: she suddenly turned into me lmao

Lauren: unlike you she won't get an aggressive sex offer babe 😏

Dinah: hoii demi is still here

Demi: no i like watching all those lesbian drama

Demi: you know, on tv it isn't this realistic 😂

Ally: as their mom, i sincerely apologize 😒

Dinah: shut yo mouth you literally told us troy was good in bed two days ago 😒

Ally: DINAH!

Camila: btw was that really troy?

Normani: OH GOSH

Normani: WAIT THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT IT MIGHT NOT BE TROY RIGHT

Dinah: we waitin for a reply alls

Ally: For your information, yes it was Troy

Ally: I wasn't that drunk 😒

Lauren: *insert Lauren's laugh when Camz makes a joke here*

Camila: well...

Demi: if you guys are really this funny i can join yall more often omg 😂

Dinah: Actually half of our convos are lern's dirty jokes towards mila and mani's dirty jokes towards me.

Normani: And Ally trying to pour us some Holy Water

Camila: i am hungry

Lauren: wait until demi leaves camz

Dinah: that was a slight example 😒

Demi: OOOOOO

Demi: LAUREN IS SAVAGE AS FUCK I LOVE IT

Lauren: See? People love it 😏

Dinah: shut yo mouth lo

Dinah: mani don't try to make another joke i ain't in the mood

Normani: #lies

Camila: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ally: i am done with y'all.

Demi: and this is what happened on Allysus the Christ's life today.

Camila: OH MY GOSH DHHDJEJDJDHD

Demi: i can funny too 😏

Lauren: *be funny

Lauren: Do you even English, Demi? 😒

Normani: That doesn't make sense

Lauren: It now does 😒

Demi: Laur being the new Shakespeare and adding new words to English language 😏

Dinah: a gay Shakespeare tho

Lauren: Shakespeare is was gay

Dinah: oh.

Demi: And here we have a lil burn

Demi: but don't apply ice on it

Demi: i gotta rehearse now so i must go but yall are so funny i hope we can text again

Ally: BYEEE

Camila: see ya 💕

Dinah: you were funny lol

Normani: bye 😊

Lauren: we'll mis you demz 😶

Demi: Do you even English, Lauren? 😒

Demi left the conversation.

a/n: finally a decent-ish chapter lol. i hope this can at least make you smile. by the way, thanks so much for 13k it is like a dream 😌

have a great day/night lovelies 💕

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