"It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock," Tony sang as he was dragged into the oven. "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine... but eventually everyone runs out of time."
"Yeah Mike!" Freddy yells over his shoulder, and a small whimper was heard.
"I knew I shouldn't of picked this job..." Mike whined to himself.
"Let's just go home and watch our show," Harry mused as the animatronics fire up the oven and he moonwalks away singing, "F**k this s**t I'm out, mhm. F**k this s**t I'm out (No thanks). Don't mind me, I'll just grab my stuff and leave. Excuse me pleasez."
"Good riddance!!!!" Bonnie yells as they slide Tony into the oven. "Pizza!" Chica yells.
They shut the oven as Tony still keeps singing and waits. One and a half seconds later, a loud ding was heard.
"Huh, done already," Foxy said, shrugging. "PIZZA!" Chica said once more.
"Wait, so why is the oven still cooking?" Freddy asked.
"I'm a computer... I'm a computery guy..." A sinister yet drunken voice rang out throughout the kitchen, the puppets freezing (and Harry moaning) as they realized who this was. The animatronics just looked around, confused by the voice, not noticing a white computer hanging from wires on the ceiling. It dropped onto Bonnie first, swinging him around by his left arm. The arm then broke away from Bonnie's body, Bonnie flying into pots and pans. Chica tried attacking the living computer, but Colin the Computer hit her in the jaw with Bonnie arm and making her drop to the floor, ripping off her hands as well so she could not get up. Foxy was next to attack, however Colin ripped out a small brain from his screen and chucked it at Foxy's speeding legs, causing him to slip over it and fall to ground. As Colin ripped some of the fabric off Foxy's face and left ear, Freddy whacked the strange little PC into a closet, Freddy locking the closet afterwards.
"What was that thing???" Freddy asked the freshly cooked Tony the Talking Clock-Flavored Pizza as he took him out the oven, shaking him and demanding answers.
"That guy that blew up Harry's head, I think..." Tony merely replied, mostly for Freddy to stop making him dizzy.
"Please stop talking about that..." Harry merely moaned. Manny giggled.
"Well, because of him, Chica is down and Bonnie and Foxy have been broken!" Freddy said angered.
"Oh, it's not just that Freddy my old friend..." A ghostly voice said as a whip of gold quickly took Colin out the closet. The golden figure then appeared in front of Freddy and Tony, revealing it to be Golden Freddy, a long, long time ago in a pizzeria far, far away known as "Fredbear", but we won't call him that because that's confusing.
"Uh... you know this guy...?" Robin asked.
"Oh great..." Freddy moaned.
"Do you two have friendship bracelets then?" Manny asked.
"NO! Just... be quiet!" Golden Freddy said. "Look, just know I'm going to launch a full scale assault at this pizzeria. So you better be ready..."
"For you to die again?" Bonnie mocked. Golden Freddy growled and ripped off his face saying, "Just for a souvenir..." and vanishing away into oblivion.
"Oh c'mon, why does all the weird stuff happen to us???" Robin moans.
No one had an answer.
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DHMIS/FNAF: When Gangs Don't Get Along
FanfictionDon't Hug Me I'm Scared and Five Nights At Freddy's finally cross paths! On a field trip with Tony the Talking Clock, the DHMIS gang find Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and go in to see how time helps make pizza. There they find the animatronics, but will t...
