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by MrLucifer_

by MrLucifer_

So, I just left the wedding of a family member that I had only just found out existed. I expected to be bored, and I only came for the cake, but I've got quite a few funny stories xD

Well, they were funny to me.

Idk about you.

Story One:
So, when they were serving food, the waitress asked me if I wanted fish. But because of her strong accent and the super loud music, I misheard her, thinking she said, "Have you finished?" So, because I had finished my plate, I nodded, expecting her to take it away... Not expecting her to fill it with fish. And I hate fish. *shudders* I ended up forcefeeding it to my mum. xD

Story Two:
I was standing up to get cake, and I accidentally tripped someone up. So naturally, I grabbed the cake and walked as far away as I could. When I looked back to inspect the damage, it turns out that I had caused a pileup of three or four people. Whoops. xD

Story Three-
My mum sent me to ask the groom's mother something (in Arabic, eep >.<), and I got lost in a crowd of dancing old ladies. It was a large place, okay? And I never wanted to get squashed between two people's boobs. It was so awkward having to explain...

So, yeah, there are more stories, but I'm not bothered to type them xD

I actually had fun, even though I was pretty lonely there. #ForeverAlone

Right, uh, Admin OUT.