The Supernatural Diaries

The Great Escape

Screams come from the sex torture dungeon Sam and Dean have in the bunker. They have been interrogating them for hours and the boys still haven't given them anything. Damon has been enjoying the torture a little too much, so Stefan tells him to take a break and have a word with him outside. Damon let's Enzo and Jeremy continue interrogating them, "Damon what the hell are you doing" asked Stefan. "Having a little fun" replied Damon. "These guys must enjoy getting tortured or something, I gave them my best work and they haven't said a damn thing." Stefan says "Maybe they aren't here to kill us, maybe they just want to talk." Damon grabs Stefan by the shirt "come on you gotta want to get your hands dirty a little bit, I mean Beta Ray Bill over there banged your not girlfriend and she loved it. I told Jeremy about Bonnie and he practically begged to get in on this" Stefan sighs and says no and begins to walk away.

Back in the dungeon Sam and Dean are both hanging upside down like a slaughter house. "Sammy these guys are amateurs when it comes to torture, oh if Alistair can see these guys" Dean said. Jeremy walks up to him and punches him, Dean chuckles and says "oh I take it you're mad that Bonnie left you for me, believe me it was worth it" Jeremy turns his back to him and becomes even more angry. "Tell me, have you ever made a witch orgasm? Because I gotta say it's the best thing ever" Sam looks at Dean and says "that's enough Dean" Dean looks at Sam and says "what, since we're gonna be here for a while might as well give them the deets." Jeremy is filled with hot blood rage and storms toward Dean throwing punches and kicks, Enzo tries to pull him off but Jeremy snaps his neck knocking him unconscious. Jeremy continues to whale on Dean, and Sam screams out help till he can't anymore. Stefan and Damon heard the pleas for help and super speed their way into the bunker and knock Jeremy out, they all stare at Jeremy and Damon says "who says love doesn't change a man"

Dean and Sam have the bunker to themselves now and continue to try and break out. "Hey Dean what was that all about" asked Sam. "Come on Sam you know I always have a plan when words come out of my mouth" Dean pulls a lock pick out of his mouth. "Hey Sam you got some dmb on ya?" Sam says yeah, Dean laughs and says "that's my boy, I got some vamptonite on me too." Bonnie and Caroline were finally able to visit them, "look who it is Sammy, it's the supernatural Thelma and Louise. What are you here to take our money before you drive off the cliff holding hand?" Bonnie replies "well unless you want us to we can, or we can just break you out of here and Honeymooners this thing." Dean laughs and says "you know one of these days Bonnie, I'm gonna send you straight to the moon" Caroline walks up to Sam and brushes his magical hair. "I just had to do it one time" said Caroline. Sam tells them "thank you, but instead of freeing us why don't you loose our chains a little and we'll do the rest"

Caroline and Bonnie leave strutting in rage telling the gang they can finish them off. Enzo smiles and taps Jeremy on the shoulder and says "come on lover boy, let's go pop your cherry." They both walk in half cocked ready to end it once and for all, Sam begins to start pleading "no wait you don't have to do this please don't do this to us" Sam delivers the puppy dog eyes better than he's ever done before, then all of a sudden Dean laughs. He's laughing hysterically Jeremy walks up to him asking what's funny, when Dean say's "you dumb sons of bitches are about to regret kidnapping us." Enzo and Jeremy's eyes open wide then Sam and Dean both break their chains, Sam begins to brawl with Enzo and Dean brawls with Jeremy. "You're gonna regret stealing Bonnie from me" Jeremy throws a punch, Dean blocks it and knocks him clean out and says "yeah let's skip the Jerry Springer." Enzo throws Sam to the wall and gets ready to feed on him, but Dean pulls out the vamptonite and stabs Enzo and kills him. Enzo screams in pain because he never felt what he's feeling before and he collapses to the floor. "Vamptonite bitch, suck it" Sam and Dean run out of the bunker and to their impala and enounter Stefan. "Listen guys, just go back inside and I can stop Damon from killing you" Sam whips out the Dead Man's Blood and says "sure." Stefan's eyes begin to glow red "keep that crap away from me." What Stefan didn't know was that it wasn't regular vampire blood, he super speed towards it and Sam injects it in his neck. He becomes groggy "what the hell did you do to me" Stefan passess out and the boys get in the car and drives off.

Jeremy wakes up to find the boys gone Enzo dead and Stefan passed out, "shit" said Jeremy he runs over to Stefan and wakes him up. In Mystic Falls Damon and Elena are taking a walk through town, kissing and enjoying the day to themselves. When all of a sudden Damon gets a phone call from Stefan, ughed said Damon. "Tell your ex to stop cock blocking" Elena shoves Damon and they laugh. Stefan tells him the news and says "shit." Damon arrives at the bunker to see the damage caused, "Damn Enzo, I'll pour a shot of bourbon for ya tonight" Damon pissed says "oh I want to kill those bastards so bad" Jeremy says "wait these guys are the real deal, they have this sort of syringe that instantly kills vampires, they call it vamptonite." Stefan adds "yeah and they have this blood syringe that knocks vampires out as well. I think they called it Dead Man's Blood or dmb." Damon yells "I don't care I want them dead" What I want to know is how did they get out Stefan questioned. That's when Jeremy realized it was Bonnie and Caroline that helped them. Damon says "You know what, I don't care if they are our friends they are dead" Stefan says "don't do it Elena would kill you, but what you can do is make them think they are dead" Damon nods his head. "Yeah they don't know about the whole neck snap thing, and we'll find out what to do about Bonnie. Whatever happens, this means war."