2 Adorable Goofs (DISCONTINUED!!!!)

Luna time!

A/n I thought I published these next few chapters but my WiFi is silly on my ipad and didn't publish... OOPS!
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2 weeks later....
Y/n's POV
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Today was the day Luna was coming! You prepare where she's going to sleep and set up your special suprise (I'm inviting Toby,Mark,and Dane over! Their all going to be dressed up except Toby. Mark as the Doctor from doctor who and Dane as Hannibal from the show of the same name. She's going to be so surprised!) You get Dane his costume and Mark you just hug and give him and toby keys to your apartment. (Mark already has a Doctor who costume in storage.) You giggle at the thought of her face as you waited for her at the airport. She comes out of the walkway looking quite green as she has a fear of heights. You both head to the car as you secretly text mark (I told Luna it was my mom) to tell him to get ready with Toby and Dane. You send a quick text to Dane to tell him how to act. You and Luna catch up in the car on the way back to your apartment. Luna tells you about the gruesome book she's writing and you tell her about life in LA so far. You get to your apartment and lead her inside. You flick on the light and Mark as the Doctor pops out "hello you must be Luna! You probably already know who I am." Mark says in his best doctor voice. Luna nearly jumps out of her skin and looks at you with a look of 'why the fudge is there a person dressed as the Doctor here???' You laugh and introduce Mark to Luna, she walks over to shake his hand quite calmly (she's not as big of a fangirl as I am) she gets halfway when Hannibal Dane jumps out "WTFUDGE IS GOING ON Y/N" She screams "hello little morsel I am Hannibal" [I have no clue how actual Hannibal acts just that my friend likes him] Dane says very creepily. She seems to almost surrender and flop to the floor, but holds her ground and waits for you to explain, you introduce the two and they politely shake hands as Dane laughs his head off. Luna heads to Mark preparing for any other jumpscare but none comes. She shakes hands with Mark and gives him a high 5 as she doesn't like hugs. She starts to walk back to you glaring through you, before she could get to you Toby walks out and does his intro
"LUNA WHA! INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS!BOOP!" Luna is once again shocked but gives him a high five whilst staring daggers at you. She is over and almost knocks you down "why?! Why are you so awesome?!" She shouts. You laugh and say "I just am!" She playfully slugs you and you show her the room she is staying in. While she unpacks, you hug the guys for actually doing it " you guys want anything to drink?" You ask "Energy drink!" Dane and Toby say in unison. you laugh "you want anything Mark?" You ask. "I have some water" Mark says and in audibly says something that suspiciously sounds like "your love" you go and grab the drinks and hands on to each of them "Thanks!" Dane says, "Yeah thank you!" Toby says as you hand them their drinks. When you give mark his water, you jump hug attack him "What the hell?!" He shouts and you hold on for dear life. "Revenge for yesterday" you say and kiss his cheek dramatically. Dane and Toby spit out their drinks out of laughter. Mark chuckles as he slightly blushes, "Wtf?! Y/N?!" You hear Luna shout as she walks into the room. You laugh and say "you jelly gurl?" Very playfully. Luna just shivers and heads to the kitchen "you got any jerky?" She asks, "Nah, I don't like jerky" you about to her,and Mark nearly drops you "You don't like jerky?!" He says loudly to you. "Nope! Doesn't taste good." You sassily reply and blow a raspberry in his face. That makes mark drape you over his shoulder and carry you over to your couch "not again!" You say as Mark throws you onto the couch and sits on top of you "get your fat butt off me!" You shout "not till you promise me you'll go on a date with me." Mark says simply "Whaaat?! Plot twist!!" Luna shouts "Luna stop your writer nonsense and HAAALP!!!" You shout "No! I'm going to put this in mai book bye!" Luna says and swaggily goes to her room. "Toby? Dane? A little help?!" You say getting desperate "to the rescue!" Dane shouts "Nah I want to see what happens" Toby says and grabs a bag of popcorn kernels to pop. Dane starts to rush over but Mark shouts " not another step or I release my deadly fumes!" Dane stops "crap" you and Dane say at the same time. You go to your next option:struggling and hitting. You start to squirm and shout " nevah give up!" And attempt to punch Mark in his 'sensitive place' and miss and hit his thigh. "Ow.Still not getting off" you attempt to hit 'the place' again but this time you actually hit it and HARD. "OWWW!!!! WHHHHYYY????" He screeches," 'cause I want FREEDOM!!! Cause this is 'murica!" You shout slapping his legs HARD "owie still not giving up" mark proclaims. " just do it! Y /n do what Shia says and JUST DO IT!!" Luna shouts from the other room. "Fiiiiine I will go on a date with you but I WILL BE THE WORST DATE EVAH! HA-HA!" You say giving up. "Yay!!!" Mark cheers and gets off. You run away before he gets any more ideas and grab to your phone and text your best guy friend who everyone thought you were dating: Danny.
TEXT CONVO: (Y=You,D=him)
Y: guess what happened!! :-)
D: what?! Hi BTW
Y: Hi and guess who asked me out?!
D: WHO?! Spill the beans woman!
Y:The one the only....Markimoo!
D: really?! How dat happen?
Y: we're neighbors. Tobuscus is my other neighbor.
D: Lucky!! Have you talked to JSE????
Y:nope! Thanks for teh idea! Bye!
D:bye! Tell me what happens later!
END OF CONVO
You run to where mark was sitting and into his lap and stare at him "what???" He asks. " I talked to my guy friend and.." you start but are interrupted by mark "wait. You have a guy friend?!" He asks. "Yeah they used to date in middle school." Luna says "WE DID NOT!!! LIEEEES!!" You shout defensively "can I continue now?!" You ask getting annoyed. "I guess." Mark says clearly pouting that you have a guy friend. "He gave me an idea that I will use in turn will go on the date willingly." You say letting it soak in. "You have to let me Facetime Jackaboy and prank him." You say. "What's the prank?" He asks and you whisper into his ear your plan..
Later..
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Mark changed into his normal clothes and came back with his ipad. He calls jack on Facetime, "HI MARK!!!!" Jack says clearly hyper. "Hi jack! I've got some news but I'll let her tell you" Mark says trying not to laugh "wait her??? Mark is there something you haven't told me?! Jack asks clearly confused, Mark hands the ipad to you. " Hello! My name is Y/N You say. "Hi my name is jaaack." Jack says. "Well you see.. *kisses Mark's cheek* I'm his new girlfriend!!" You say doing jazz hands with Mark. "Mark ain't you a lucky one!" Jack says shocked. "Well we met in a special way *Mark coughs and says we ran into each other* and now we..." You pause for effect. "PRANKED YOU!!" You and Mark shout, "why you do this to poor Jackaboy?" Jack complains "well you see.. YOU EAT TO MANY OF MY PEOPLE!! You shout " I'm no cannibal!" Jack shouts back "you've eaten to much beef Jack YOU ATE MY BROTHERS, THE COWS!!!!!!" You say dramatically and pretend to faint. "What the hell are you talking about?!?!" Jack questions "on yeah she thinks she's a cow. She's just being a drama queen.." Mark explains rolling his eyes, you get up with your phone in hand "hey Jack look at my camera and say 'hi Danny' or something like that, my friend is a huge fan and would flip if you did this." You say "OK! HELLO ONE NAMED DANNY!" Jack shouts and you end the video "tank shoe kindly" you say and Jack starts giggling with Mark "tank shoe?" Jack says mid giggle. " yeah my cousin got me saying it. DON'T JUDGE ME!!" You shout at them. You send the video to Danny
Text CONVO with Danny again:
Y:here ya go Mr.fanboy!
D: [insert nonsense here]
Y: I knew you would like it!
D: for my sake don't show him our conversation.
Y:heh.
D:what did you do?!
Y: nothing...
D:WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Y:NOTHHHING...YET.
D:DON'T CHU DARE!
Y:BYE!!!
END OF CONVO.
You show Jack and Mark how Danny reacted and all of you laugh. "Look at what I can do! I once did it and he flipped out and shouted 'Go back to mark!' Ready?!" You shout excitedly "Show us!!" Mark and Jack whine shout. [I'm going to summarize what happens next because this is getting long: Basically you do spot on impressions of: Jack,Mark and Dane. They're really impressed and toby walks in and asks 'what happened?' and Mark says 'a lot of things what took you so long?' Toby explains that half the time he was trying to figure out your microwave and the guys make you do an impression of Toby and you do really well and they all agree that you should make a YouTube video of impressions and you explain that you don't really have any equipment and everyone pitches in to help you (even luna) you are suprised that your friends would do something like that for you and you all agree to set it up tomorrow after noon. Done!]
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Danny is based of a friend of mine who everyone shipped me with, LITERALLY. Bye for now my candy cows! Sugarush away!