2 Adorable Goofs (DISCONTINUED!!!!)

Events (idk what to call this)

The dog that is hopefully above is my actual dog,Cookie is she a cutie?
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Y/n's POV
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You run over to your apartment and leash your dog because the apartment building said so. "Come on Mooshroom" <yes I named the dog that because I'm a weirdo> you named her Mooshroom because you got her on the day after the update where mooshrooms became a mob, also because she has a white patch over one eye that looks like an mushroom. She gave a snort in reply because she rarely barks. You then walk over to Mark's apartment and give a light knock and open the door. Mark was sitting on his couch watching some sort of animoo, attack on Titan, you believe it was called, you had been suggested it over and over again by your friends but you never got around to it.<true story> you walk in and release your dog who darts to the couch and licks Mark before he could react. "Hey puppy!" Mark says squirming to get out from your medium-small dog. You laugh and sit down next to him and pat next to you "come 'ere!" You say to Mooshroom. She immediately comes and lays down, panting. You comment about how you had never seen Attack on Titan and Mark looks at you shocked, he jokingly says "get out of my sight" and you run away from his sight and sneak behind the couch, waiting for the perfect moment. "y/n? I was joking come on out ,Y/n?!" Mark shouts, you wait a minute then jump out behind him mimicking Freddy Fazbear's cry-laugh thing. Mark almost jumps out of his skin and turns around glaring at you. "Do you know what this means?" He asks menacingly "w-what?" You ask legitimately scared, "I'M GOING TO....TICKLE YOU!" Mark yells. You screech and run away from him but he was too fast for you, he picks you up and throws you over his shoulder walking back to the couch with you playfully hitting him. Mark puts you on the couch and starts to tickle you like a madman, laughing like a maniac. You laugh "s-s-top it!" You say mid giggle. "NEVAH!"Mark yells and continues to tickle you. "Attack with love moosh!" You suddenly shout, Mooshroom runs over and starts licking Mark making him topple over you. "Get your butt of me!" You say muffled by mark's body "Nah, your too comfy" Mark replies, you start to squirm trying to get out but he was too heavy. "Your my prisoner now" Mark says and laughs. "I SHALL BE THE MOST ANNOYING PRISONER EVAH!" You shout still muffled by Mark. You start to do the worm and start to smack him with your hands. "Ow ok ok ok! I'll get off!" Mark surrenders and gets off you. You then get up and sit on his shoulders saying "ONWARD MY MARKISTEED!" And you wrap your arms around him. Mark laughs and stands up and runs around his apartment with you on his back. "Speeeed is keeeey!" You shout with a Irish accent. Mark stops and asks "you watch ol' Jackaroony?" You reply "yeppers! Continue markle sparkle!" He laughs and runs to the TV area and throws you onto the couch "hello couch, make me a sammich!" You say in the GIR-ish way you could muster to the couch. "Ok GIR I'll go make some lunch" Mark says sarcastically and goes to the kitchen. You roll over and start to sing the doom song just to be weird. You grab Mark's tv remote and flick on Netflix your second best friend after the bed. You then start playing your favorite show ever: WAREHOUSE 13 <if you haven't heard of warehouse 13, go watch it!! I commandth you> you start to watch the first episode of the series for the 2nd time. You were sad that it got cancelled after season 5 😱😭. Mark walks in and hands you a Pb&j <sorry if your allergic IRL> and sits beside you. "What's this?" Mark asks and takes a bite of his sandwich. "Only the BEST SHOW ON THE PLANET!!! It's called warehouse 13." You practically yell at him. "We'll sorryy " Mark says sassily and rolls his eyes. "JUST.WATCH.IT!!!!" You say quite forcefully. "Okaaaay! Bossy much?" Mark replies. "Sorry this is my favorite show of all time! I think you will relate to/enjoy Pete." You say. Mark shushes and you both watch the show.
-*spongebob voice* one and a half seasons later-
"What happens nooow?" Mark whines as you turn the tv off. "You'll see later! Go to bed it's almost 11 and you and I both have stuff to do tomorrow" you say. "Fiiine" Mark sighs and yawns. "Bye markimoo" you say and leave with Mooshroom at your heels. "Bye y/n" you hear Mark say as you leave. You go into your apartment and go to sleep.

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I wrote half of this while trying to go to bed.
Bye for now my little gumdrop peeps!