Warning!! There will be cursing...cause I'm in it and so is Asshat I mean Hidan. Also, Characters might be Occ or extremely Occ.
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'You can twist and turn me just don't let me go!"
The song Marionette blared from the speakers in the living room which could match one girl's feelings and thoughts at the moment...who the hell am I kidding?! Of course, it did!
The girl I am talking about had (h/l) (h/c) and beautiful (e/c) who might I say looked fabulous tonight with her red t-shirt, blue jeans, and sweet black sketchers. (Sorry if it's not your style)
But back to what was said earlier. You must be wondering why the song fits her perfectly right? Well, it all has to do with a certain emotionless man from the Akatsuki. No not Pein....no, not Itachi...For Sithis sake! Sasori! The girl couldn't keep her eyes off of him. Now let's be the host.
(Y/n) POV
'Should I tell him. No that's stupid. I wonder if he has abs?'
Narrator POV
No! I said the host, not the girl!
Mercedes' POV
'Shes drooling over Sasori...I wonder if he has abs?' I thought to myself before shaking my head.
I looked around and smirked before walking over to Hidan who was flirting with a group of sluts. I don't invite them to my house or parties but I had to if I wanted to save my tv, unlike last time. Fucken prick.
"Hey, Asshat~" I purred softly with mischief.
"What the fucking hell do you want bitch?" Hidan growled while the sluts quickly left remembering what I had done to their old 'leader'. "Great you whore you scared my damn prey away!"
"Oh calm your fucken tits Asshat, I know something more entertaining than them," I said smiling
"Really? Well then which room should we take~?" Hidan said wrapping his arm around my waist.
I froze at his touch and quickly removed his hand while moving a step away. I looked over at (y/n) to see she was still distracted.
"Not that Asshat! Look I need you to help me steal an item from each girl and put it in a hat alright? Or can you not fucking handle that Mr.Elephant feet." I growled lowly before grabbing my huge ass top hat from by my tv.
"Fuck you! I do that shit quieter and quicker than you! I'm the fucking ninja here!" Hidan growl in my face
"Oh, yea? Well, I'm a fucken Assasin you man-whore! I was born to be better than you!" I growled back.
"What's the fucking difference!"
I and Hidan both stood back a little in thought. He had a point. But there's gotta be a difference between us somehow right? We're getting off track, aren't we? Shit.
"Look that's not the point! Are you in or not Asshat?!" I said putting my hands on my hips.
"Yeah sure...Just try not to drool over Itachi." Hidan said snickering.
I flipped Hidan off before darting into the crowd to begin collecting things. But my first victim was taking (y-n)'a phone. With Sasori as her screen saver might I add?
(Y/n)'a POV
I sighed shaking my head knowing I needed to get together. I was looking like a dog drooling.
I turned around when I heard a loud noise like someone was clearing their throat.
"Alright bitches! Listen up! In my hat is an item from each girl in this room!" Mercedes yelled.
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7 Minutes in heaven and maybe some one-shots
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