Derp x Herp (Only the third chapter will be good.)

Chapter Thr- Eight. Chapter Eight....

"I need to gather the dragon balls" Said Herp.

"Okay, um, no. You're not allowed to revive Derp." Said the author.

Herp got all gorby. "Who said I wanted to do that? Maybe I want some money or a jet pack." He said.

"Okay, bruh. I know your character, if you can call it that, and you're the type to want to bring your love back to life."

"Well butts. Let's just eat pineapple."

"The reoccurring pineapple thing is getting old.
JAY FUCKING KAY"

"......"

The bird flew off as the ate pineapples and cried.