Derp x Herp (Only the third chapter will be good.)

Chapter 2 : Fate Will Have it's Way

So like Herp and Derp were wed and shit, then Derp changed. He wasn't the sweet and loving Derp Herp used to know.

Derp had become a pineapple. Herp tried to pee on him to cheer him up, so he wouldn't be a fucking fruit, BUT NO

THAT BITCH WAS STILL A PINEAPPLE

WHAT THE SHIT, DERP

BE A HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

YOU'RE PISSING OF THE AUTHOR

Then the author cut up Derp, and Herp and the author enjoyed some bliple pineapple shit BITCH

つづく！　｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

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Authors Note : I put all of my love into this.

This really shows my true writing abilities.

WOW