Bangtan Stuff

BTS at the doctors

Doc: so, tell me Taehyung, are you well?

V: who?

Doc: you, are you well?

V: am I in a well?

Doc: no, is your health okay?

V: ...is your health okay?

Doc: are you dying?

V: no.

Doc: then get out.

V: can I have a lollipop?

Doc: where is he? *calls receptionist who complains that Jimin keeps sowing her his abs*

Jin: doc I think I'm dying

Doc: why?

*jin pulls up his trouser leg and shoves his leg on the desk*

Jin: can you see it? It's small, and I keep on shaving it but it comes back.

Doc: I've been telling you this for the last nine years, you've reached puberty and came out the other side. It's comepleatly normal.

Jin: ... will it go away?

Doc: I dont get paid enough for this shit.

Rapmon: so doc... did the DNA come back? Are they my kids?

Doc: are you mad? The bangtan boys are definatly not your offspring.

Rapmon: oh thank god. I can stop making them cheese on toast.

Doc: for the last time Yoongi, I'm not prescribing you steroids so you can be muscly.

A vet had to see Jungkook and J-hope because their a rabbit and a horse.