Rapmon: honey, you always look classy but converse will make you look amazing. Red converse. High.
Jin: hey baby I'm going to cook tonight so sit there and look pretty will you? Not as pretty as me obvs.
Jimin: will you do my eyeliner for me? *super aegyo*
Jimins wife: okay
Jimin: *quietly* will you do me too?
Jimin's wife: what
Jimin: Sweg
Suga: *just after sex* baby you make me so hot...
Suga's wife: no not again
Suga: hot like... infires
Suga's wife: every fucking time
V: *shouts from bathroom* honey will you get my towel?
V's wife: no get it yourself
V: *bursts into front room bollock naked* Is this what you want??
J-hope: sweeties having lady-cramps so ill make cookies and put it on her chest while it's warm to wake her up in the best possible way. Wait, should I put it on her stomach to help the pain? No, I'll put it on her boobs. God I love her boobs.
Jungkook: hey honey take my picture eating bc I feel aegyo.
Jungkook's wife: but the condoms are in the background
Jungkook: don't worry, A.R.M.Y won't notice
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RandomImagines, short stories, scenarios. well, whatever popped into my head that I (j)hope you'll like ♥♡
