Me: *Shouts angrily at audience/readers* I'm done, finished with this book. This book may be popular, but no. I was bored the whole time, and you didn't mind me at all!!! So if you just, fu**ing stay away from me, or else I will haunt you.
Pinkis: Fluttershout? What's happening? Is there a fight going on? I can help you, *pats my back while I cry*
Me: I'm done with this book, Pinkis. Nobody likes it.
Pinkis: shh! It's ok Flutters. Don't worry, I'll make this book better, so that no one will ignore it.
Me: *sniffs* thanks, what a good friend Pinkis.
