MONSTER MASH-UP! 1D, Bieber and The Lost Boys

Justin Bieber and One Direction

had a night out on the town.

They got so drunk that when they awoke

they recognised nothing around.

One Direction headed left

and Bieber headed right.

They didn't know The Lost Boys Crew

were hidden out of sight.

The Lost Boys pounced all hungry eyed,

no time for shaking hands.

They moved towards the frightened stars

baring sharp white fangs.

Justin gave a mighty yelp of

"Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohhhhhhh!"

But Lost Boy David bit his neck

and the blood did start to flowwww.

Zayn and Liam tried a Kung Fu move

but they really were quite lame

as Lost Boy Michael caught them both

and ate into their brains.

Niall and Louis tried to run

but suffered no better fare.

The Lost Boys fed then tried to find

that Harry with the "hair."

Harry started singing for survival

whilst he still had his tongue.

He begged and pleaded in dulcet tones

"Let me live while I'm Young."

Lost Boy David, the Vampire Head

stopped and listened for a while,

but then got bored of the floppy haired dude

and so ended Harry Styles.

The Happy Lost Boys then went home

for their good deed was done.

They'd saved the world from Bieber and 1D.

Hallelujah Everyone!