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von katyxbml

von katyxbml

1. Shit Happens, I mean look at you!

2. Best Friends? Bitch please. She's my Sister!

3. Fake nails, Fake Friends, Fake smile, Fake Style. Bitch are you sure you not made in China.

4. "I had a dream about you"
"Awww"
"Yeah, you died"

5. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

6. I wasn't born to be perfect, I was born to be real.