All Da Dares and Questions... Oh Dear...

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Bonnie- Hey everyone. So the crew and I were dared to take back our items. Well, we took the entire basket with our items and we took Author-Chan's ocarina as well. It's been a while and she still has no clue where it is. 

Chica- We also took her phone. 

Freddy- So-

Author- GET OUT HERE YOU GUYS!!!! I NEED MY PHONE AND MY OCARINA AND I KNOW YOU GUYS TOOK IT!!!!

Gold- *quietly* We're hiding in the backroom.

Author- *tries opening the door* UNLOCK THIS DAMN DOOR NOW!!!!

Foxy- Nay!

Author- Bonnie! Open the door!

Chica- Don't do it Bonnie!

Bonnie- ... I... I have to...

Freddy- I will break your guitar if you do...

Bonnie- Sorry but I can't let you in!

Author- Freddy! You're dead when I find you!

Gold- We're already dead.

Author- Shut it Other Fazbear!

Bonnie- *opens the door*

Author- *hugs Bonnie* Thanks. Now where is my ocarina... And give me my phone Foxy!

*All items are returned and Freddy, Gold, and Foxy get slapped in the face by me*

Author- Well, that happened. So now let's get to some dares and questions.

Questions for Foxy: Who would you take a bullet for?

Foxy- All me lovely fangirls and boys out there *sexy smirk*

Author- *facepalms* I swear Foxy... You read too many of your own fanfictions...

Foxy- Even the one ye-

Author- That's a spoiler and I don't need you to say anything about that yet.

Do you like cookies?

Foxy- Eh... Cupcakes and muffins be better...

Chica- So where are the cupcakes I baked this morning?

Foxy- Ask Fazbear.

Freddy- I hate you Foxy...

Question for Freddy: Who would you kill if you had to?

Freddy- Out of this group... Probably best not to answer.

Author- Answer anyway.

Freddy- I'd kill Author-Chan.

Author- ... You wouldn't exist if you killed me.

Freddy- Good point. 

Dare for Freddy: Say "I love you, Mommy" to Gold.

Freddy- *adorable childish voice* I wuv you Mommy... *hugs Gold*

Gold- I know exactly who I would kill...

Question for Gold: What was the most awkward moment for you?

Gold- Probably the time I saw my own brother twerking... It's traumatizing...

Freddy- I know exactly who I would kill...

Question for Chica: Diamonds or pizza?

Chica- Pizza. Hands down.

Foxy- Of course...

Author- Well, that's all for this time. I still have more dares and questions to put in but in the next chapter. Anyway, I'll ca-

Gold- *jumpscares Author-Chan*

Author- *screams and hides behind Bonnie*

Chica- Catch you on the flipside!!!!

Author- I'm never gonna be able to say my line...

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