'I dare you to throw Patchpelt out a window. With the help of your litter mates of course :3 and don't worry I put I giant inflatable mattress outside of every window of your house/den'
From MarkSepticPie11
Okay, last night me and my siblings moved our trampoline infront of the window of his bedroom. So today this morning we were ready to go! And don't worry, he sleeps on the second floor. Not too high.
Willowpelt: Are you sure we should be doing this? We are throwing our brother out the window...
Redtail: It will be fine, I already did the math, the worst thing that could happen is that he gets a bruise.
Willowpelt: O..okay then... if you say so..
Leopardfoot: I'm going in- but first I need your gasmask Redtail.
*hands Leopardfoot his gasmask*
Leopardfoot: Wish me luck! *goes in and carries Patchpelt to the window and throws him out* it's over with!
We all go outside and see Patchpelt is still asleep... he sleeps like a rock...
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