Book of randomness

Unicorn Adventure

Sentence: Two best friends go on a adventure where they meet a race of talking, sparkling unicorns and beat up the trolls that try to eat the unicorns.

Suggested by BriMicky101.

Somehow this started out as normal as it could get but then I decided to make it into a crack fic because who could make an actual story with that plot :P

It may not be exactly what she asked for but I tried to make it similar but things just sorta went were they went. This is a crack fic so don't take anything in this story seriously.
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I was a normal evening in the town of Summersberrywinterfallcresent. The slight breeze causing the leaves to twerk uncontrollably. The entire town was somehow silent until a girly scream somehow echoed across the large town.

"Let's go on an adventure!"

The townspeople somehow didn't worry about the sanity of the one who shouted but instead smiled and continued working. It was normal in the town of Summersberrywinterfallcresent.

"Let's go, go, go, go, on an adventure!"

Another scream was let loose upon the innocent townspeople causing many of their ears to bleed. Instead of going to the doctor or complaining the townspeople just laughed already knowing who these mysterious screaming people were.

The screaming duo, as the townspeople called them, were two best friends who had been together for years. They were hyper kids with no lives and always decided to make the townspeoples lives worse by breaking their stuff and causing mayhem.

Summersberrywinterfallcresent wasn't a normal town as you might think. Summersberrywinterfallcresent was a place filled with magic. It had unicorns, trolls, mermen and mermaids, and anything you could possibly imagine!

Everyone knew the town of Summersberrywinterfallcresent was magical except the two girls that had lived there their entire lives. Brianna and Sharkisha were the only two humans living in Summersberrywinterfallcresent.

"Is that a unicorn?!"

Brianna let loose a girlish screech that caused many of the townspeople to lose hearing momentarily. Sharkisha squealed an obnoxiously loud squeal before rushing after her best friend.

The unicorn that had been standing there slowly looked up before visibly paling at the sight of the girls. The unicorn tried to get away but to use as Brianna launched herself into it like a hungry hyena.

The squealing of both young girls caused the unicorns the go deaf in one ear. So it tried to run away fearing for it's life but before it could Sharkisha somehow pulled a 200 pound animal back towards them with her super strength.

"It's really a unicorn!"

Obnoxiously squealed Shakisha as she pulled on it's mane causing parts of it's mane to fall out. Brianna started dancing before joining Sharkisha in her mane pulling.

The unicorn sounded out to it's friends but even as they gathered to watch, the girls didn't notice. They kept squealing and pulled on the unicorns mane until there was nothing left to pull.

When the girls finally let go the unicorn took off fearing for it's life. The girls turned towards the large group of unicorns before screeching and throwing themselves at the closest one.

"I'm going to name you Charlie!"

Sharkisha squealed yanking a unicorn by it's mane towards their shared house. Somehow Brianna and Shakisha shared a house even though they should be living with their parents as they are under age 18 but due to plot they aren't.

"Stop your hurting them!"

Came a nasally voice from below. Brianna looked down at her feet only to see a troll. She screeched before jumping into the unicorns back probably crushing he poor creature.

"Troll!!"

She screeched causing everyone in a two mile radius to momentarily go deaf. Sharkisha gasped dramatically before climbing onto her not so willing new best friend Charlie.

"Don't you see you're harming those beautiful creatures!"

Yelled the troll as it flailed it's stubby limbs around like a chicken without a head. Brianna and Shakisha just blinked before going back to doing what they were doing completely ignoring the now angry troll.

"Aren't you listening to me!"

Yelled the troll before charging at the legs of one of the unicorns causing it to drop kick Sharkisha to Narnia where she had tea with Azland before returning safely.

"Of course we weren't. We were making friends with these beautiful unicorns until you intruded."

Brianna replied before shaking her head in amazement seemingly amazed the troll didn't already know this information.

As soon as the troll opened it's mouth up the speak Shakisha cut it out with her obnoxiously high voice.

"As she was saying we were making friends with these beautiful creatures not ugly ones so go away."

The troll looked hurt but didn't turn away. Instead a spotlight appeared out of nowhere scaring the life out of multiply unicorns and made a microphone appear out of thin air.

"My momma told me when I was young we are all born superstars-"

The troll started to sing but stopped when Sharkisha picked it up and threw it like a football through the town. The townspeople just laughed not even bothering to help the poor troll. Why? Because plot said so.

Sharkisha and Brianna turned their full attention back to the unicorns only to see them gone. They looked sad for a moment before looking at each other with excited expressions.

"Another adventure!"

They then set off searching for the unicorns who were never found again because they dropped dead like flies every time Shakisha and Brianna neared them with their obnoxious screeching and squealing.