LokixReader: Dating a God

Don't be Lazy

AN: This chapter contains femalexfemale fluff (Lady Loki). If you are not interested in seeing that, please no hate. You can skip this chapter if you aren't comfortable. This chapter is to show that she loves Loki no matter what. She accepted him as a frost giant, she'll accept him as a her too.

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"........ You have got to be the laziest cosplayer.... ever....." You say in frustration as you walk along side Loki at Comic-con. You were beyond irritated. You worked so hard on your cosplay of Lulu from Final Fantasy X and this arrogant asshole.... all he did was come dressed as himself in his regular clothes and didn't even bother altering his face. Since he knew there would be people dressed as him anyway; he saw no point in making anything, especially if he can just cast an illusion to whatever he wanted. He almost considered dressing himself as Captain America with his illusion, remembering how he did it in front of Thor once, but then he thought against it after remembering how Steve kissed you a long while ago. So he just came as himself.

"I did offer to cast an illusion for you as well. You however; chose to labour over that costume of yours, as lovely as it turned out, it's still more effort than you needed to do."

"Oh whatever; besides, I enjoyed making this... sure it was a pain in the ass attaching all the belts and working on the embroidery, but it paid off in the end! Now I have an amazing costume that I made with my own two hands."

"Should have just warn your Dragoness armour and be done with it."

"And be lazy like you? In any case if I did, I think people would notice it was real metal and not warbla. That would draw too much attention; even if I made fake horns, wings, tail and a white wig and used body paint, the armor being real would be a red flag.." As they approached an artist's booth, a group of blushing girls ran over to ask for Loki's picture. He smirked and held his arms out in a 'gaze at me' sort of pose for the picture and they ran off giggling among themselves.  

"What I don't understand are these mortals. I know you have said that I developed a 'fanbase' as you call it, but to see so much of them requesting photographs of me and even dressing like me... rather strange and unexpected."

"Yeah well you won't see this in New York, they fuckin' hate you over there."

"Yes, I figured as mu-"

"BROTHER!" Loki froze in place as he heard someone bellow out the word, all while making a fabulous impression of Thor. Loki slowly turned his head to look and was relieved to see it wasn't actually Thor, but someone dressed like him. People started to crowd around since the other cosplayer did such an amazing job with their costume and even looked a lot like Thor. Loki wasn't so impressed, in fact he looked a bit disturbed. You watch Loki closely as the 'Thor' stormed over then quickly wrapped Loki in a tight hug. You cover your mouth to keep yourself from laughing as you can see Loki give out a gasp and have look of horror on his face. He must still be traumatized from seeing those Thorki pictures on tumblr.

"GET AWAY FROM ME, MORTAL!" He screamed out and you couldn't hold back the laugh as you rushed in, grabbing Loki away from 'Thor' before things went violent. You hurried off with him and pull him to a corner far from a now disappointed 'Thor'. "You can cease your insufferable laughter now, it wasn't that funny!" He snapped after taking a few breaths. You were still laughing so hard your eyes were watering.

"I'm sorry.... I'm sorry... I'll stop....." You take a deep breath, but then start to laugh again. Loki rolled his eyes as he turned to carefully look over the corner. He could see the same Thor now take a very suggestive picture with a Lady Loki. He shuddered in disgust and turned to look back at his still giggling lover. "Okay....." You take a deep breath. "I think I'm good."