Life Changes

My Ex Has the brains of an ant!

Oh helll nah! That bitch was over there sucking Monica's face off! I was pissed! But instead of running away I went over there. Hell yeah! I went Over there and I pulled her off of him!

"Hey Monica! What the hell! You're supposed to be my friend!" I snapped.

"Oh please! I as only your friend foe 2 reasons! 1.you're popular! 2.I wanted to get closer to Pen! Deal with it!" She spat.

"Bitch!"

"Oh no you didn't!"

"Hontey bunches! Yass the fuck I did!"

"You know I'm starting to get the feeling we're not friends anymore..." she said pouting at me arms crossed with a curious look in her eyes.

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK! WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH A...SLUUTT!"
I dragged out. The crowd of people that began to surround us began to yell "fight!" Or "ooohh!" Or "buuurrrnnn!" Also I said I was her friend. I didn't say she was smart.

"You are going to wish you never said that!" She threatened.

"What are you going to do! Talk more smack! Oohh BITCH! Im soooo scared! Dallas hold me!" I said pretending to be scared holding on to Dallas's shirt.

"Oh that's it!" She said lunging for me. But I easily doged it and she fell on the floor face down. I turned her around to look at me and stepped on her stomach just enough so she wouldn't move.

"Did I ever tell you that I'm a professional street fighter! Yeah! Try me slut! I dare yo ass to even try to move under my foot! And as soon as you try I'll stomp and crush your ribs!"

"Okay you win! For now!" She said. I let hwr go and threw her back to Pen.

"You still love me don't you. I knew you would love me again!" He said enthusiasticly while hugging me.

"Get the hell of me!"
I yelled coldy. I pushed him off me and he stumbled a little.

"But I thought you fought to win me back." He saud with disappointment in his eyes.

"Yeah right! I fought because one of my closest friends betrayed me! Not because I want you!"
I spat.

"Plus! She's with me!" I turned around to Dallas who was standing the smirking at a furious Pen.
"You don't even know her! Your a new kid remember!" Pen yelled.

"Bitch! Do you know that I can beat your ass different shades of the rainbow! I will hurt you so badly you would be paralyzed for life!" Dallas spat.

"Try!" Pen challenged.

"Okay." Dallas said rather calmly. I was shocked at how calmly he started talking. I tried to say something to him but was quickly cut off from the smashing of our lips. And I realized! He kissed me! Any red-blooded human being would kiss this hunk back so guess what I did I kissed him like there was no tomorrow.

But all of the sudden we were interupted by someone pulling us apart. Next thing I know I was watching them fist fight. Obviously Dallas was winning. He was way much more built than Pen. Also he actually had abs! I could. See his eight pack! Through his shirt which was gripping on to his torso.

My lord he looks like a goddess! I want to lick his abs!

Everyone gave me a wierd look. Even Dallas and Pen. After I accidentally said that out loud everyone got quiet and stared.

I blushed as red as a fire truck but quickly hid it with a smirk. "What? You don't want me to?" I asked.

He blushed fluttering around words to figure out the right thing to say in public.

"Uhh..." You know, he should be a motivational speaker. You know the people who talk for a very long time and give you courage to achieve your goals. Note sarcasm.

"Everyone who wants to live another day will turn around and walk away! Whoever doesn't comprehend or obey will be terminated! Immediately!" I screamed. Everyone scattered everywhere but close to us. By now they had stopped fighting over me. They were both standing there waiting for ideas. I got so nervous and when I'm nervous I start to tell secrets.

"Care to fill us in on all the drama." Pen said.

"Fine. I like Dallas. Um tired of you accusing me of loving you. I don't like it when people see me blush. Im 2 months pregnant. I'm tired of talking so I'm going to go to class. See yah!" I said really fast hoping they didn't hear that I was pregnant. No not by Dallas unfortunately. But by Pen. At least she would be completely adorable. I know I hate him and stuff but the guy was fine.

"Your what?!" They both said simultaneously.

"Hehehe! Surprise!" I said with both a fake smile abd laugh. This would not end well. Seriously out of everything I just blurted out they only heard that one thing. Gosh my ex has the brains of an ant! But Dallas did not. What? He's hot!
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Okay! Now! You all know the secret she might not be able to handle! I know very early in the story. But you can't get mad because you were probably dying trying to figure it out. Vote comment!