A Zorua's Tales

Training

"Give me the remote Scratch!" Gengar demanded angrily, trying to get around Absol to reach me. I watched as his efforts to reach me were destroyed when Absol started.growling at his bickering. Before I could taunt him, Absol grabbed the remote from me and changed the channel. "Now shush the tournament finals are coming on." Deciding I would be better of not getting into an arguement with Absol so I just sat there and watched to see who was the last to be in the tournament. Turns out it was just some trainer named Red against Ash. I was about to make a remark about how similar they looked when a weird looking man came in. Wait a minute...Oh yeah he's the guy with the bratty Litleo! "Hey human it's for you!" I yelled, even though I knew he couldn't understand me. When human came in he made those stupid kissy noises which meant for me to follow him. Before I reluctiantly followed, I shot one last glance at the tv to see the red guy's Charizard beating up Ash's Pikachu. After we went outside and on to a makeshift battleground, I observed the other human. He has red spiky hair and smelled like hot metal. And I think I heard my human call him...I don't his name just sounds like Lasagna. Lasagna threw out a pokeball, and instead of some midget lion cub out came a full grown Pyroar. "Woah look who hit puberty." I smirked. The Pyroar's only response was a growl and he leaped up at me and tried to use Fire Fang. I easily dodged his attack and hit him with Extrasensory and Dark Pulse. Even if he evolved I still have the upper paw. I thought smugly. This should be another easy win for me! Before he used his most powerful move, Fire Blast, I KOed him with U-Turn. Sure I'm a jerk when it comes to battling, but you should of heard what the little brat said to me when he was smaller. The cub could curse you out! Before I could give out my signature smile huge hands grabbed me. I looked up to see it was Lasagna, and in his other hand was a wad of pokedollars. I looked back at my human for an explanation and I saw he was holding my pokeball. What was this idiot thinking?! I started barking random things in gibberish. I was not about to be bought by this guy! So I did what any normal Pokemon would do in this situation. I bit him.