Such bad luck

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by frezzer500

by frezzer500

Villagers pov
Ok ok I know I messed up so basically we are running like SANIC speed not to say I saw a picture of Sanic on the way OOOH is that a hotdog -slash- "HOLY CRAP" I screamed as one of the wolves slashed at me taking a cannonball my favorite cannonball ;-; I don't think I can go on anymore
Honokas pov
Well besides me and Emeral yanking on villager because he needs his "precious bowling ball" he never used
"You know you said that ._." Emeral said outloud "no I didn't" I replied
Villager gave me a stern look " you used talking marks fgt";-; he called me a fgt
(OK ON WITH THE STORY XD)
Third person pov:
The three IDOITS ran down the town rushing towards the school why not because you want all the administration to see and get you removed from school records as the wolves chased them villager tripped and Emeral fell over him honoka was actually being serious so she continued running leaving them both behind this obviously didn't work with them so they both grabbed eachc of her legs and pulled causing her to topple and fall our three Heroes are about to die because they had to go out and train stick with us and wing training t is a lot safer then a dash sound was made and all the wolves vanished into dark smoke flying in particles up in the air (ok now for the actual talking)
Fox:are you guys ok
Honoka:(heart eyes)
Emeral: yes my butt is broken bu-
Villager:NO FOX GO AWAY
Fox:excuse me
Villager:GO DIE YOU SHOW OFF
-honoka slapped villager-
Honoka:HE JUST SAVED OUR LIVES BE GRATEFUL FOR ONCE GOD DAMN
(Honoka leaves stage right)
(Poor laughtroon 500 affects here)
Emeral:-smiles-
Fox: im just going to go -he walks away-
Villager:shut up Emeral
(Emeral smiles bigger)
villager:DONT SAY IT
Emeral:ok
Villager:wait you actually wou-
Emeral :U JUST GOT SLAPPED BY A LADY
-few hours later-
(Honoka villager and Emeral are in their dorm)
Emeral: im booooored
Villager:hey we aren't in class im so happy
Honoka:villager your the reason we are not in class -starts stressing- WE HAVE A TEST TOMMAROW AND IM GOING TO FLUNK IT DX (wtf she had that face)
Emeral:chill it's alright it is still early in the year we barely learn anything it's mostly just reviewing middle school crap
Villager:BUT I CAME IN THE CLASS LIKE A BOSS
(Flashback)

After the battle Emeral and villager came in all beat up and because villager was wearing fully visible ripped clothes people stared
Guy:wtf is with that dude
-villager steps on top of his desk-
Villager: BRUH U GOT A PROBLEM HUH DUDE YOU WANNA GO LETS GO 1V1 ME CLUB P3NGU1N M8
(End of flashback)
Emeral: I still can't believe you blew him up
Honoka: I can't believe I got in trouble I didn't even come in with you guys
Villager: EWW NAUGHTY JOKE......yay naughty joke :3
Emeral: im going to pretend you meant to whisper that last part -backs away and chills by the beds-

Class first period

Mr.T: hello hello class today we will be learning about-
(Crash from the other room)
Emeral:what was that
(Girl scream)
Villager: what was that
(Monster growl)
Honoka: -looks to them- we should check it out
Mr. T: no you all will remain in your seats and we shall send suitable units that are NOT our students to take care of-
Emerals POV point of Valkryie! :3

Mr t should have called I just got hit.com you should have seen it these shadow monsters came in like Sonic rolling and knocking everything down everyone started freaking the hell out besides the one girl who was texting her friend......yea a chunk of the ceiling fell on her and people started running
Well Mr T. No stopping us now I thought to myself as I called villager and honoka over villager came in like a speeding car on speeeeeeed pills honoka...... Was not there " I swear she was right there a second ago" villager told me technically I thought about looking for her but I think those random speeding shadow monsters were more important so me and villager started to ATTACK one of them I jumped up high in the air and I knew my sword would have been to slow to hit it as it came at me really fast at a last ditch effort my body kind of moved on its own as I swatted it out of the air it hit the ground stopping for the first time I seen it it spread revealing the shape of a rolleypolly (can't spell) but it got up really fast and the moment it curled up into a ball villager....WHERE DID HE GET A BOWLING BALL WTF as you might have been confused he dropped this onto it leaving spreading shadows everywhere before it exploded into it and the shadows evaporated leaving one left it was heading towards mr.T just in case you didn't know he was old like really old so all he could do is stand there and watch as.....villager shot it down with a bow of course he has one hidden somewhere what next a rocket launcher....
Villagers POV point of vegeta
I shot it down with my bow and it also fell to the ground like the first one it was quick to get up but this time it was to far for me to move to it but all the sudden Emeral leaped up high into the air and stabbed down at it causing it to break as both of them hit the floor to be honest it looked really badass but to be honest I am still hearing monsters me and Emeral nodded at each other and both ran and outside and we saw.....what the fap

Third person pov point of visibility
Emeral and villager both saw some really awesome things and not so awesome things students were being eaten alive by the monsters and some where being saved by these really cool guys in really cool combat suits and all the same a giant huge red eyed shadow leader that did not look the slightest bit.....kawaii

------------deeper info feel free to skip to the story--------------

The design of The suits they saw were skinny fit for acrobatic combat has a Shiny blue visor that can track movement and material made of pure diamond cleaned and refined for maximum protection and can bend (not to fast) for reflexes also to go with reflexes it has a jetpack that can go a miles time (the time it takes to fly a mile these are meant for combat so of course they don't make them last fifty hours or such) without landing and refueling the refuel the moment they touch the ground and they also have jet boots for combat use as if they can use it for quick dodging and attacking purposes now the gun comes into play as it acts like a massive machine gun when you use its front and when you use the back of the gun it fires like a rocket launcher (although you manually have to reload it) neat huh

----------------------------------------------blood and shadows mixed our two heroes could not do nothing but stare at the madness but then a shadow looking like a scorpion jumped at villager for being a shadow it was heavy it roared a mighty hiss at him and was about to stab him with its stinger villager squirmed he almost got out but it was to late barely two inches from his face the tail stopped and in fact the whole scorpion looked like it was thrown villager tossed the lyoid rocket at it blowing it along with other similar shadows into smithereens only to evaporate a massive amount of shadows afterwards Emeral looked at villager and villager knew emeral probably threw the scorpion away then a fire ball flew past them and struck a shadow snake straight in between the eyes evaporating it "finally" they both said with signs of relife as the battle continued
Honokas POV point of velocity
I shot the snake near They're eyes what happened outside school today is like a little kids nightmare....only with a ray of hope a BIG one to look they are bringing tanks and SHIZ it is just crazy murder out here then dark lasers from nowhere we and a bunch of other students jumped into a cellar kind of thing it was brutal blood splashed against our faces as we came to terms that within that blast multiple lives.....were lost these monsters made me mad most people don't care about what a women like me has to think but I'm sick of this but..... What is that

Emeral's POV point of vision
It was a glowing white circle and it was big wait where have I seen this before

Honoka: YEA THAT ONE GAME I REMEMBER
villager:oh yea it was that one game with warriors

I stepped up to the circle(Emeral) and i clasped my hands together making a clap sound other people did the same as a very ugly lady appeared...ok ok if I celebrated Marti graw (bad spelling) I would say she was hot but I don't so she is ugly she smiled onto us and dropped a huge bomb in the air it looks like it should knock the lord off the wall and blow up a big explosion maybe killing it

Third person POV

Villager: WAIT WAIT IM CONFUSED

(Lots of people full of hope looking at villager)
I know in THAT game the same thing happened but that was a HUGE map can the campus handl-

BOOM

Walls collapsed the shadow lord fell and started to evaporate under the rocks of the walls the shockwave knocked at least one floor of the campus off the shadows either left or died but hey were gone cheers lit the air of the bloodshed sky we have won