Warning this chapter contains a top secret secret. Top secret I say, hushy hush. Are you a spy? Are you a cop? I bet you're wearing a wire. How can I be sure I can trust you? I know, whisper your darkest secret to the computer screen. Right now. No questions. Do it. Wait for it... Now
Well that's just weird. You should probably talk to someone about that.
Anyway now I know I can trust you here is the story of how I became a fugitive.
Once upon a sunny day, or as sunny as England gets I was walking home from school. My flute case was hanging over my shoulder, my pink school bag on the other. I'm fourteen and as weird as a tree ( seriously though, how weird are trees? They keep all there clothes on in summer and then strip of in winter). I think it was a Friday. I was silently plotting my next evil deed when batman swooped down before me.
"Miss awesome" He growled. I smiled, I seriously love that nickname (Take notes Georgia that is a nickname) He half glared at me, what people skills. "I need your help"
"Sorry repeat that" I say putting my hand around my ear. He gritted his teeth and he was seriously giving me a death look.
"I need your help" He said again. I laughed loudly and uncontrollably until tears stung my eyes.
"No can do batty" I sigh.
"Why?" He asks.
Well that is where it all went badly. You see I was working with the enemy, all of them. I was working for the Joker and then working for the green goblin behind his back. The green goblin has no idea that I'm working for Loki. Loki has no idea I'm working for death and death has no idea that i'm working with Faith. At this point I had just stood staring at the dark knight for like ten minutes and I hadn't said a word. If magic was allowed outside of hogwarts I would have been out of there. And I don't have a rocket ship so I can't get to Pig farts. So I called the Phantom and he had a sword fight with batman. Coolest thing I've ever seen.I would have watched but you know batman and everything. So I ran. I ran as fast as my legs could carry me. Then I jumped in my tardis and away I fled. Until I found a group of weirdos who were also in trouble.
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Okay.. weirdest thing i've ever written but that's my story. I hope you don't judge me too harshly.
