Hair

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Piper who has the best hair?
Piper: *puts down tea cup* Lets start with Percy
Jason: what?
Piper: Percy's hair is WINDBLOWN LIKE OMG!! *looks at Jason* How come you don't have that hair?
Jason: are you saying that Percy has better hair than me?
Piper: MORTAL I MIGHT BE!
Percy: Ladies lets not fight over my beautiful hair
Piper: if you insult Percy's hair I will fight you!
Percy: piper it's just hair...
Piper: ITS AMAZING HAIR LIKE HOW ISNT ANNABETH CONSTANTLY FANGIRLING OVER IT??!'
Annabeth: I fangirled yesterday when Percy said 30+5=35
Piper:
Piper: But Percy's hair is soft and WINDBLOWN! ITS OCEAN LIKE!
Percy:
Piper: Okay moving on next is FRANK CAUSE ASAIN HAIR IS AMAZHANG!
Frank: Jason control your girlfriend
Jason: I would if she appreciates my hair
Piper: Next is...Leo! HIS HAIR IS LIKE CHOCOLATE MOCHA CURLS OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH  YOU CANNOT SAY THAT YOU DONT LOVE HIS HAIR.NO. ITS NOT LEGAL
Piper: Next is Nico! HIS HAIR IS BLACK AND ITS SHAGGY AND IT HANGS OVER HIS EYES!! AWWWW HE IS SO ADORABLE!!
Jason: Mine better be next
Piper: Finally it's my boyfriend Jason. Yeah his hair is cool.
Jason:....ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

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