Karma 
                              Ex gf : Hey, I was looking through your phone today...
                              Guy : Wow, thanx
                              Ex gf : Yeah Sorry, but why am I saved as Karma?
                              Guy : Because Karma's a Bitch
                              Ex gf : -.-
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  