Boyfriend
Guy: Hey babe
Girl: Hey
Guy: I've got something in my pocket for you, it's long, hard, and has a pink tip
Girl: Why did you get me a pencil?

Boyfriend? More like D!ckhead
Boyfriend
Guy: Hey babe
Girl: Hey
Guy: I've got something in my pocket for you, it's long, hard, and has a pink tip
Girl: Why did you get me a pencil?